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    Moving to North Korea.

    I recently pledged my loyalty to the Supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. The greatest man on this earth, so does anybody have any tips for living in North Korea, the best country on this earth?

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    Bring a sandwich. Or better yet, a fat friend.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

    -- Capt. Copeland

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    Make sure you get his haircut or they execute you (im not joking)

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    Dennis Rodman might have some tips

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    Weed is legal over there, so you should have a good time.

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    Don't forget to bring your American Flag tshirt or your "I Love George Bush" bumper sticker

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    I heard that you'll be given an extra ration a week if you bring them the Nuclear Secrets from either the U.S. or Russia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilrak View Post
    so does anybody have any tips for living in North Korea, the best country on this earth?
    Not really. There is not much that could go wrong - so enjoy your time!

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    Don't create pointless threads.

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