Florida Man Ordered to Keep BBQ Smell on his Property

[HAcoreRD]

This is it. This is the dumbest thing I could've stumbled across. Of course it was Florida.


http://www.infowars.com/florida-man-...-his-property/




Glad my neighbors don't complain when I cook out.

[drwelfare]

I could understand if they were cooking a pot of Chitterlings

[Independent voter]

There was this town in California famous for making chocolate. When the weather conditions were right it would smell like chocolate for miles around. People would complain not because they didn't like the chocolate smell, but because it made them hungry for chocolate.

[Fincayra]

that guy looks about as official as a kid in a Halloween costume pretending to be Batman.

[Puupi]

There was this town in California famous for making chocolate. When the weather conditions were right it would smell like chocolate for miles around. People would complain not because they didn't like the chocolate smell, but because it made them hungry for chocolate.

Oh boy I used to live for a year right next to a coffee factory. That was awesome.

[Nachturnal]

The mind boggles....

[Deleted]

Work near a Walkers Crisp factory. Stench from it at times is disgusting, god knows what they are cooking. However at other times it smells like fresh popcorn, which makes you drool. As for keeping BBQ smell on there property, I would imagine it is possible with an extraction unit through a filtration system, sort of beats the point of a bbw though.

[Raleina]

If the smoke was so bad i would be choking to death in your smoke stentch then yes i would complain aswel. I should also have the right to enjoy sitting in my yard not having to inhale your smoke every day

[Puupi]

This is what I thought of the video.

[Khaza-R]

Its pretty stupid, but its in the same legal concept of noise pollution.

Best to just find new neighbors who aren't dicks

[Ripster42]

If the smoke was so bad i would be choking to death in your smoke stentch then yes i would complain aswel. I should also have the right to enjoy sitting in my yard not having to inhale your smoke every day

If you watched the video you'd see it's not about smoke. They live across the street from the neighbor who complained, while the previous weekend the complainant's next door neighbors had a BBQ and didn't have a public nuisance charge against them. I'll let you guess the real reason.

[Puupi]

Best to just find new neighbors who aren't dicks

How do you find new neighbours?

So you suggest moving away?

[timberx]

Its pretty stupid, but its in the same legal concept of noise pollution.

Best to just find new neighbors who aren't dicks

I suspect that's what the neighbors want them to do.

[bonekrusher]

It would seem Hank Hill disapproves of their decision to not use propane and propane related accessories.

[Repefe]

That must be staged.

[Jotaux]

He should have offered to share.

[Deleted]

Florida Man strikes again.

[Zoldor]

Its pretty stupid, but its in the same legal concept of noise pollution.

Best to just find new neighbors who aren't dicks

It is a lot harder to prove than noise pollution in a court room though. Noise is easily and cheaply measured. Smell/air pollution is a lot harder to judge and much more expensive to test accurately especially by a layman or general police officer. I'd fight the ticket and make the other side prove that their right to enjoyment was reasonable using evidence instead of just picking up the phone and complaining and getting the ticket written. In other words if they want to be crybabies make them pay to whine. Either way you are paying the fine is the worst outcome unless you really are a huge pain and the judge finds for legal fees which I wouldn't expect from this video.

also to the second part I'm pretty sure that is what his complaining neighbor would like to happen. What kind of savage doesn't like the smell of BBQ. Even Vegan's like the smell, hell smoked veg with bbq seasoning/sauce smells amazing. I think there is another underlying issue and I'm pretty sure this complaint gets Florida's Southerner card pulled because BBQ should never be met with complaints.

Maybe the neighbor was just sad because he never gets invited over for delicious que and he and his wife are awful cooks. Somebody is just jelly.

[Deleted]

This is it. This is the dumbest thing I could've stumbled across. Of course it was Florida.


http://www.infowars.com/florida-man-...-his-property/



Glad my neighbors don't complain when I cook out.

Oh Florida Man, the things you get up to.

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There was this town in California famous for making chocolate. When the weather conditions were right it would smell like chocolate for miles around. People would complain not because they didn't like the chocolate smell, but because it made them hungry for chocolate.

I imagine one could get tired of it too.

[Army Dreamer]

Glad my neighbors don't complain when I cook out.

It sucks to be your neighbour.