In a 2nd U.S Civil War who would win, and who would you fight for?

[Wildtree]

I voted for everything because I don't care and I just wanted to skew Mallcop's results.

that's what some did..
add the percentages together lol

[Mihalik]

I've always had the impression that people who have all these fucking stupid civil war 2.0 fantasies are just really upset by the outcome of the first one and aching for a rematch. ('Cuz War is fun and shit...like Call of Duty)

I mean what do you want to fight about? And against who?

You want to re-enslave the negroes?
Re-segregate the country?
You wanna go over to the house of gay married Tommy and Ricky and force them to split up and pray away the gay at the barrel of an AR15?
You wanna go and kill Mrs. Jackson the 52 year old high school science teacher, who is also a filthy liberal and loves Unions?

I mean what exactly do you want to "civil war" about?

If you wanna check out how a real war looks like there are about a dozen wars around the globe you can sign up to and get your murdering people kicks. I've heard Iraq and Syria are lovely around this time of the year.

[endersblade]

The Northwest would win. We have lots of trees to hide in. Unfortunately people up here also like to smoke pot like nobody's business, so you'd really just have to follow the smell...and all the damned hippies and their anti-guns...Hmm, on second thought, we'd lose.

[Daedius]

Texas and Alaska be joining hands in Matrimony.

[angelsdeath]

I don't care who would win. I would move to Canada or somewhere in Europe as a refugee.

[Yvaelle]

I don't care who would win. I would move to Canada or somewhere in Europe as a refugee.

Trump will probably nuke Canada to penalize the traitorous Americans fleeing northward ;p

[Spectral]

I just don't think that there's enough people who are loyal to a particular state over their country at this point.

If there were a war, I would be disinclined to risk my life, but I'd contribute as much logistical and scientific knowledge as I could for the Great Lakes region. I have no love for the East Coast or the South.

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I mean what exactly do you want to "civil war" about?

Probably not worth having a war over, but I am sick of subsidizing our wildly unproductive Southern states that have been the takers as long as anyone alive can remember. Throwing more money at Mississippi isn't going to make it less terrible anytime soon.

[MrSerious]

lol this is classic, god have mercy if the good ol' boys or the crazy bible belt states won. America would turn into something you'd see in a post apocalyptic sci-fi movie.

[tj119]

My money is where whatever side Texas/Georgia fall under.

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lol this is classic, god have mercy if the good ol' boys or the crazy bible belt states won. America would turn into something you'd see in a post apocalyptic sci-fi movie.

Eh wouldn't be so bad for us Southerners with gated up land and a lot of toys

[Yvaelle]

The Northwest would win. We have lots of trees to hide in. Unfortunately people up here also like to smoke pot like nobody's business, so you'd really just have to follow the smell...and all the damned hippies and their anti-guns...Hmm, on second thought, we'd lose.

Ya but you'd blend in with Canada, so they'd think they had reached the border and would turn around

[smackyslap]

Montana/Wyoming just threatens to nuke the Yellowstone caldera and holds that side of the world hostage.