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    Michelle Obama: If I could have a different job, I'd be Beyonce.




    Michelle Obama is dishing her younger self some sage words of wisdom in her latest Instagram clip with rapper Wale.

    The two teamed up to support the Reach Higher campaign, and FLOTUS revealed the best bit of advice that she would share if she could go back and do it all again.

    "Don't be afraid and to ask for help," the First Lady explained.

    Wale then asked what she would like to do if she had a different occupation, and her answer may surprise you!

    "I would be Beyoncé," she said with a smile, while busting a "Single Ladies" dance move. "I got the hand up!"



    http://www.eonline.com/news/682178/m...i-d-be-beyonce

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    Mmmmm, it was a joke?
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    Thank god you informed us

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    Sounds like people I went to school with, many had an idea they would/could be a singer. None of them seemed to make it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    Thank god you informed us
    How does that make you feel?

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    Well, they already share the moustache

    I kid I kid...

    I actually think that Michelle Obama is a better rolemodel than Beyonce.

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    well she did put a ring on it!

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    So she would rather marry a man who made his life and his wealth glorifying violence, misogyny, drug dealing, and murder? A man who most likely participated in those deeds as well, instead of marrying Barrack Obama?

    #thuglife

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    #popcorntime

    We really need more threads like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luftmangle View Post
    So she would rather marry a man who made his life and his wealth glorifying violence, misogyny, drug dealing, and murder? A man who most likely participated in those deeds as well, instead of marrying Barrack Obama?

    #thuglife
    Now, then go ahead and enlighten us with all the evidence you can present us with...
    besides..... Beyonce had a career before her marriage....
    Last I've checked she raked it in big time already with Destiny's Child.
    "The pen is mightier than the sword.. and considerably easier to write with."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luftmangle View Post
    So she would rather marry a man who made his life and his wealth glorifying violence, misogyny, drug dealing, and murder? A man who most likely participated in those deeds as well, instead of marrying Barrack Obama?

    #thuglife



    amusing
    Last edited by mmocb78b025c1c; 2015-08-02 at 11:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luftmangle View Post
    So she would rather marry a man who made his life and his wealth glorifying violence, misogyny, drug dealing, and murder? A man who most likely participated in those deeds as well, instead of marrying Barrack Obama?

    #thuglife
    Should have committed banking fraud like other rich dudes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taftvalue View Post



    amusing

    Ah yea bet you are offended by eminem making it in a mainly black music industry.
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    Stick to making public speeches darling, just don't sing.
    #boycottchina

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    Meh. Mountains and mole hills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
    Should have committed banking fraud like other rich dudes.
    Thank you for that great rebuttal Wells, it truly has shaped and expanded the conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luftmangle View Post
    Thank you for that great rebuttal Wells, it truly has shaped and expanded the conversation.
    You expected anything else from him? Shame on you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibito View Post
    Ah yea bet you are offended by eminem making it in a mainly black music industry.
    I think.... I suspect as much.... you're missing the point why he posted that song..
    Might wanna pay attention to the lyrics...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stop Pretending View Post
    You expected anything else from him? Shame on you!
    There wasn't really much more to say, other than the sarcasm he used.. After all, it was just a list of accusations made with nothing that backed em up at all. Let alone that Jay Z has nothing to do with M.O.s remark at all.
    "The pen is mightier than the sword.. and considerably easier to write with."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildtree View Post
    There wasn't really much more to say, other than the sarcasm he used.. After all, it was just a list of accusations made with nothing that backed em up at all. Let alone that Jay Z has nothing to do with M.O.s remark at all.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ine-1980s.html

    http://extratv.com/2009/09/09/jay-z-...g-was-natural/
    It's not a secret that JaY-Z sold drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mormolyce View Post
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