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    Kermit and Miss Piggy have broken up.

    Another Hollywood couple have bitten the dust.

    http://time.com/3984109/kermit-miss-piggy-break-up/

  2. #2
    It was an abusive relationship anyway.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Dasffion View Post
    It was an abusive relationship anyway.
    Yep. Good on Kermit to finally leave that bitch.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

  4. #4
    Only she left him. Important distinction.
    "I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old and I'm the man who is gonna save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?"

    -The Doctor, Voyage of the Damned

  5. #5
    People still give a shit about muppets? How many times have they jumped the shark?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinister Knight View Post
    Only she left him. Important distinction.
    Doesn't matter; still better off. He's already right back off the market. Rebound like a basketball.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Miss Piggy don't need no man. Now she can be a self-fulfilling single pigwoman piece of shit instead of an abusive girlfriend.

    Progress?

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    Miss Piggy probably cheated on Kermit with the Swedish Chef hence the break up. He porked her good ...
    Last edited by looorg; 2015-08-05 at 10:20 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinister Knight View Post
    Only she left him. Important distinction.
    Didn't matter at that point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dasffion View Post
    It was an abusive relationship anyway.
    Well before its time, reflected perfectly in 2015. A woman can beat on a man all she wants and nothing will come of it.

    I do want Kermit to upgrade to a thin, model type, so that the femnazi's can have a field day.
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    Meant Wetback. That's what the guy from Home Depot called it anyway.
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    She probably took all of his money in the process.

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