Another Hollywood couple have bitten the dust.
http://time.com/3984109/kermit-miss-piggy-break-up/
Another Hollywood couple have bitten the dust.
http://time.com/3984109/kermit-miss-piggy-break-up/
It was an abusive relationship anyway.
Only she left him. Important distinction.
"I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old and I'm the man who is gonna save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?"
-The Doctor, Voyage of the Damned
People still give a shit about muppets? How many times have they jumped the shark?
Miss Piggy don't need no man. Now she can be a self-fulfilling single pigwoman piece of shit instead of an abusive girlfriend.
Progress?
Miss Piggy probably cheated on Kermit with the Swedish Chef hence the break up. He porked her good ...
Last edited by looorg; 2015-08-05 at 10:20 AM.
Didn't matter at that point.
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Well before its time, reflected perfectly in 2015. A woman can beat on a man all she wants and nothing will come of it.
I do want Kermit to upgrade to a thin, model type, so that the femnazi's can have a field day.