Should I rap?

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My balls are sweaty,
my hands are ready,
I masturbated once already,
the stuff is all over my spaghetti,
I vomit alrdy, twice,
but not even once,
shit my pants,
but still horny,
so I grab my Vorschlaghammer,
and start doing my jammin,
like bob marley,
but harder, stronger, not like common homie,
its on,
so grab your phone,
and start taking selfies with my ding dong,
the biggest 2 inches,
u never see before,
so kneel down,
before my king kong,
yep, I possess the throne,
so I want to hear you moan and scream my name,
Helmut, the lovemaking rocket,
and yes, its again all over my pocket.

[Kasierith]

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