What would you do if someone broke into your home?

[Nekobe140]

You don't know if the intruder is armed, or how many there are.

[timberx]

Call 911?

/911char

[Wildtree]

cops.......

and til they arrive, there are the dogs. Good luck to not get fucked up by them.

[phitness]

If I'm sitting there in the house I'd grab my shotty and protect myself.

[araine]

just let them know oh the help to look for an escaped cobra snake is here. and let them know how glad you are that they got here so quickly

[pateuvasiliu]

I'd grab my gun and shoot them.

Unfortunately I'm not American, so I'd probably die.

I should buy a gun.

[Wildtree]

I'd grab my gun and shoot them.

Unfortunately I'm not American, so I'd probably die.

I should buy a gun.

Start with a weapon license first though.... else they can break in your home while you serve time in jail

[Whiteshadow2000]

Since I conceal carry I would make sure my family is safe and that the intruder cannot get to them. If i can flee I would but if I cannot then I would confront and end the treat. Let the coroners office help them out of my home.

[Kivimetsan]

Bend over and allow myself to be molested. Apparently that's all the craze these days, because some guns grew legs and shot up people - of course it had nothing to do with mental illness and the lack of psych wards. But hey, theirs heaps of prisons!

[ezgeze]

You don't know if the intruder is armed, or how many there are.

Will ensure that he dies on my tile floor and not on my carpet so its easier to clean up afterwards.

[Nadiru]

Grab my shotgun and hide, then call 911.

[announced]

dial 911, leave the line open. grab a golfclub and wait to see where they go. hopefully the police get there on time but if they dont swing like hell.

[pateuvasiliu]

Start with a weapon license first though.... else they can break in your home while you serve time in jail

Hahahahaahahaha weapon licences, funny.

I live in Romania, brother.

[Osoroshii]

I've got a .380 and three magazines loaded with hollow points under my bed. I'm removing the safety and calling 911 as I take aim at the door; if anyone opens that bedroom door without identifying themselves as a cop first, they're going to have a really bad day.

[Charge me Doctor]

Spray his face then call 911

[Deleted]

In Holland the police will tell you to do the following:

"Hey mr burglar would you please put the TV down?"
"Im warning you, you are intruding"
"Please put down my tv??"
"Pretty please?"
"Ill just sit over here and let you go otherwise you can sue me for assault".

What i will do: Throw him down the stairs and tell the cops he fell.

[Strear]

Hmmm ... when I was single, I had lots of stuff around, I was practicing martial arts, nunchaku, had plenty of shuriken, a big knife collection and a carabin not far. I think I would have tried to knock the intruder by myself.
Now I'm married, 20 years older, and have 3 kids at home, and have no real stuff around myself in the bedroom. I would wake up my wife, send her quietly with the kids calling the police, and would put myself in ambush at the end of the stairs in case the person comes upstairs. Then I would jump on her with all my weight to blow her downstairs and finish her.

I've read that in most cases, if you shout, they flee, but I don't know how much it is true (and if the person is a junkie in need, might be dangerous).

[Aeula]

Aim for the kneecaps.

[MatadorMedia]

If I'm in bed, lock the bedroom door and call the police. If I'm in the main room, grab the butcher knife.

[hakujinbakasama]

Shoot if cornered but I would attempt to avoid engagement if possible. I'd rather the police handle that part.