I'll start by posing a simple question: Why in the name of all that is fel would we want to lead a nest of snakes? The history of warlocks is fraught with death and betrayal; we've never gotten along with anyone, least of all with each other. Now we're being asked to take the lead and leave our back open for our main competition's blades? Nay, better to be the warlock behind the warlock, to continue scheming in the shadows. Even Guldan knew better than to be at the head of the army, letting Hellscream and Archimonde shoulder the brunt of the slings and arrows. For no one covets the lieutenant's role, everyone wants to be the leader. When they seek a scapegoat, they aim their attacks at he who is in charge. When they attempt a coup, they set their sights on the head of the commander. Better to be the second, the one who knows how everything runs, who can be of use after the new leader has finished re-enacting an episode of Game of Thrones with his predecessor.
Doesn't anyone else remember the Council of the Black Harvest, the closest we have come to a governing body? We couldn't even cooperate long enough for our collective benefit without one of us getting greedy. Not to mention that the checks and balances of the council pretty much consisted of "if you betray us, the rest of us will hunt you down and banish you for eternity". You'd think that would do the trick...nope, we're just programmed to take any opportunity to screw others for our own gain.
Let's not even get started with Artifact Weapons, as if we won't have a big enough target on our backs, now they're handing us a powerful Warlock relic? Why don't they just shoot us in the head right now and get it over with, it's a better fate than what our brethren will have planned. I can just feel their greedy eyes leering intently at my precious, waiting for their opportunity to claim it from its rightful owner.
These are our "Champions"? Hah! If there is one word that does not suit Warlocks, it's champion. Rather than secure benefits for us, we're likely to venture into a Burning Legion trap orchestrated by our "loyal" minions. There's a reason why, unlike the other lesser classes, we have never had a historied organization. Not only would it prove counter-productive to our independent and treacherous nature, it would give our enemies a target to aim at. And believe me when I say our foes are plenty, even within our respective factions.
While we're off playing It's Always Sunny in the Netherworld the folks over in Azeroth are slowly going to come to an unfortunate realization. Guess what, our factions no longer need us! We used to fill in the niche of demon experts: need to figure out how to deal with demons, go to the lock. Not any more, now they got Demon Hunters. These guys even fit the bill for what is needed better: how to KILL demons. Before, dealing with the fact that we commune with demons was an unfortunate necessity for access to our demonic expertise. How long do you think it will take them to realize the status quo no longer holds? More importantly, do you really want to be around when they figure out 2+2 no longer equals 4? It's not like they had much love for us before any of the coming events, do you really believe they don't suspect our involvement in the approaching conflict?
Why do you think we're going to a Legion portal world to congregate? It's not because we chose to be there to be closer to the demons, both factions came to a consensus and decided they didn't want us meeting anywhere on the same damn planet! They didn't want us getting any ideas with all these demons around about where our allegiances might lie. Can you really blame them? The decision to ship us off-world might be the first smart choice Azeroth has made in decades.
Out of all the classes, we're the most likely to legitimately do a cost/benefit analysis on which side to back. We're the closest thing the good guys have to evil. Hellfire, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that part of our class quest line involved Guldan trying to recruit the lot of us. Where do we stand? Where we always have: on our own side. More so than anyone else, we are the most self-serving, devious and backstabbing curs who take no issue in re-evaluating where our priorities lie when opportunity strikes. And could they really blame us? Let me get this straight, Azeroth is left devastated, our leadership in disarray, Guldan (the closest individual to an archetype we have) is alive and well and overseeing the largest demon invasion in Azeroth's history...and we're supposed to side with the mortals...why?
What lies in store for us if we overcome the impossible and drive the demons back? After the invasion has been thwarted, what do you think the survivors' endgame is? Having suffered devastating losses and nearly witnessing the end of civilization, you reckon they're going to be cool with the red-headed stepchild who gets off on playing with demons? Let me tell you what's gonna happen, our cozy little coven will be the first cross-faction approved mana bomb target and Jaina herself is gonna be pushing that button. Only those of us smart enough to look out for themselves will have seen the writing on the wall and be conveniently elsewhere when they drop the bomb.
And you're actually asking me to be the fall guy? No thanks.
With contempt,
Docmort of Stormreaver
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To be honest, can't wait for the Warlock coven, if they do it justice we are in for probably the most interesting quest line. Hopefully our close association with the expansion theme earns some focus on establishing interesting lore for the future.