5 Word Movie Review

[Doctor Amadeus]

Describe or review movie posted above you in 5 words or less.

I will start first with a Movie I haven't seen. (TV Shows, Albums and Books are allowed also)

[Puupi]

1. There is a long movie review thread already.
2. You start with a movie you haven't seen? What?
3. You didn't review it.
4. This is pointless.

[Fencers]

Formulaic action film. Kinda dated.

[Puupi]

Oh my bad, I read the OP wrong, now I got what's the idea. This is kind of a drinking game.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Formulaic action film. Kinda dated.

Haha Dated, but it just came out, guess I'll pass on it.

[smokii]

well this thread failed fast

next poster: mad max fury road

[Daws001]

well this thread failed fast

next poster: mad max fury road

Best action film of 2015.

Next up: Kung Fu Hustle

[Symphonic]

Best action film of 2015.

Next up: Kung Fu Hustle

Chows Best Kung fu Movie

Next movie: The Last Airbender (M. Night Shyamalan's version of course!)

[Arrowstormen]

Chows Best Kung fu Movie

Next movie: The Last Airbender (M. Night Shyamalan's version of course!)

Oh my freaking gosh why?


Next: The LEGO Movie

[Deleted]

Oh my freaking gosh why?


Next: The LEGO Movie

Everything is awesome on repeat


Next film: Bladerunner

[Gallahadd]

Everything is awesome on repeat


Next film: Bladerunner

A true legend of cinema.

Oldboy (original, not the crappy remake.)

[Feredir]

A true legend of cinema.

Oldboy (original, not the crappy remake.)

What the hell is that?


Minions

[Puupi]

What the hell is that?


Minions

Cheap Simpsons copy for kids.

Caligula (1979)

[Deleted]

Mad Max: Fury Road

weird action shitfest without plot

[Arrowstormen]

Cheap Simpsons copy for kids.

I'm not a minions fan, but calling them a Simpsons copy because they're... yellow... that's... what.

[Arrowstormen]

Mad Max: Fury Road

Deeper than some might think.

[Herbert]

Describe or review movie posted above you in 5 words or less.

I will start first with a Movie I haven't seen. (TV Shows, Albums and Books are allowed also)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2446042/

3 stars might be a little harsh seeing as I did enjoy this film, but I enjoyed it for all the wrong reasons. Seemed like a movie made by idiots for idiots. Anyone who is mildly intelligent will find it laughable.

Where do I start, the way this film was shot was poor at best, no scene lasted longer the 3 minutes to try and achieve the same relentless pace we enjoyed from the first Taken movie. This was even worse during any action sequence where there would be about 20 different shots in a space of 30 seconds showing pretty much the same event from pointless angles.

The dialogue, so cheesy, they put in every cliché line from any action movie you can think of, one dimensional characters sounding like idiots. There was a moment in this film where Mills plugs in a USB into a LAPD computer and the computers voices says "You are currently accessing the LAPD hidden files" just in case people in the cinema missed this.

This movie treats its audience like they are slow, and I feel you actually have to be to enjoy it for what it is. Some of the actions sequences were so unrealistic even a 9 your boy would find it a push to believe let alone us adults. Poor way to end a dying trilogy. Hopefully it will now stay dead.

[Puupi]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2446042/

3 stars might be a little harsh seeing as I did enjoy this film, but I enjoyed it for all the wrong reasons. Seemed like a movie made by idiots for idiots. Anyone who is mildly intelligent will find it laughable.

Where do I start, the way this film was shot was poor at best, no scene lasted longer the 3 minutes to try and achieve the same relentless pace we enjoyed from the first Taken movie. This was even worse during any action sequence where there would be about 20 different shots in a space of 30 seconds showing pretty much the same event from pointless angles.

The dialogue, so cheesy, they put in every cliché line from any action movie you can think of, one dimensional characters sounding like idiots. There was a moment in this film where Mills plugs in a USB into a LAPD computer and the computers voices says "You are currently accessing the LAPD hidden files" just in case people in the cinema missed this.

This movie treats its audience like they are slow, and I feel you actually have to be to enjoy it for what it is. Some of the actions sequences were so unrealistic even a 9 your boy would find it a push to believe let alone us adults. Poor way to end a dying trilogy. Hopefully it will now stay dead.

Someone didn't quite catch the idea of this thread. Don't worry, I didn't understand it at first, too!

[Herbert]

Someone didn't quite catch the idea of this thread. Don't worry, I didn't understand it at first, too!

haha naw, just copied that from imdb :P

[Arrowstormen]

Just reminding new-comers that the current movie that is to be described in 5 words is "Caligula (1976)". I haven't watched it, so I can't really give it a review myself