If You Could Date Anyone On This Forum, Who Would It Be?

[Zulkhan]

I didn't make such an invitation!

You're right.

You did several times in fact.

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Shush male, know your place! Back into the corner!

Silence wuman! Mehman is the patriarchy's most prized pet, ya ain't gonna treat him like that.

WE DO.

[Temp name]

Silence wuman! Mehman is the patriarchy's most prized pet, ya ain't gonna treat him like that.

WE DO.

Wait, why am I your pet?
You're a troll!

[Zulkhan]

Wait, why am I your pet?
You're a troll!

Rebellious pets are bad pets.

Behave or the Blood God will taste you like butter.

[Temp name]

Rebellious pets are bad pets.

Behave or the Blood God will taste you like butter.

I do like me some blood..

[Zulkhan]

I do like me some blood..

See? You naturally belong to us!

[Temp name]

See? You naturally belong to us!

But the Matriarchy bleeds every month.

[Azadina]

And what if I don't? What are you going to do about it?

Then you'll be sent to somewhere! Dunno where yet.

You're right.

You did several times in fact.

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Silence wuman! Mehman is the patriarchy's most prized pet, ya ain't gonna treat him like that.

WE DO.

Nope, didn't make such an invitation even once!! And I do with Mehman what I want! You can't control me!

[Temp name]

Then you'll be sent to somewhere! Dunno where yet.

Hmmm, I don't like going places..

[Zulkhan]

But the Matriarchy bleeds every month.

But the matriarchy does not have dicks. We, on the other hand, have lot of chick-slaves.

Nope, didn't make such an invitation even once!!

Don't play with fire wuman. If you tempt my hand again I'll scan this whole thread and shame you publicily!

And I do with Mehman what I want! You can't control me!

Freedom not gonna help you as long Mehman is out of your reach.

If you want a shared pet I'll have you pay for it!

[Azadina]

Don't play with fire wuman. If you tempt my hand again I'll scan this whole thread and shame you publicily!

Don't you remember that I already called you too lazy You're too lazy to do that too!

[Temp name]

But the matriarchy does not have dicks. We, on the other hand, have lot of chick-slaves.

Why would I be interested in chick slaves?

[Zulkhan]

Don't you remember that I already called you too lazy You're too lazy to do that too!

That's exactly what I mean with "playing with fire".

Curious to know how many times you can provoke me until I do it for real? It'll be lots of fun!

Why would I be interested in chick slaves?

Pets need to eat at some point, don't they?

[Temp name]

Pets need to eat at some point, don't they?

But why'd I eat chicks when I can eat cows and pigs? Those things are delicious

[Zulkhan]

But why'd I eat chicks when I can eat cows and pigs? Those things are delicious

I would still give chicks a try. I mean, I love to "taste" them in utterly different ways but I'm pretty sure they work fine that way too.

[Temp name]

I would still give chicks a try. I mean, I love to "taste" them in utterly different ways but I'm pretty sure they work fine that way too.

But they're girls. In rare cases they can be okay to look at, but that's about it.

[Azadina]

That's exactly what I mean with "playing with fire".

Curious to know how many times you can provoke me until I do it for real? It'll be lots of fun!

Oh, as many times as I want! ^^

[Temp name]

Oh, as many times as I want! ^^

Feel free to! I'll just be watching

[Azadina]

Feel free to! I'll just be watching

Are you a stalker or something? D:

[Zulkhan]

But they're girls. In rare cases they can be okay to look at, but that's about it.

That's because you think at raw girls. Think about cooked girls!

Oh, as many times as I want! ^^

Fine, we can do this all night!

[Azadina]

Fine, we can do this all night!

Can't, because I'm going to bed now