If You Could Date Anyone On This Forum, Who Would It Be?

[Medusa Cascade]

You draw traps?

I'd like the blueprints for a trap room in which the floor is sandpaper constantly rotating like a treadmill, sound-proof and heavily fortified so that whoever is in the room has no chance of ever getting out nor being heard. I want the entire sandpaper floor to rotate like this and disappear under the wall so that the person in there will have no choice but to keep moving, and if they stop or fall asleep the sandpaper will skin them against the wall. So, they're forced to keep moving until they pass out from exhaustion and are slowly scraped to pieces.


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It's for... a school project....

I'm stealing that idea

[Dispraise]

You draw traps?

I'd like the blueprints for a trap room in which the floor is sandpaper constantly rotating like a treadmill, sound-proof and heavily fortified so that whoever is in the room has no chance of ever getting out nor being heard. I want the entire sandpaper floor to rotate like this and disappear under the wall so that the person in there will have no choice but to keep moving, and if they stop or fall asleep the sandpaper will skin them against the wall. So, they're forced to keep moving until they pass out from exhaustion and are slowly scraped to pieces.

well, soundproof baffling is easy. If you're on a tight budget, egg cartons can do in a pinch. wouldn't need to be terribly fortified, either. Thin plates or concrete should do. perhaps buried. Just dig a square hole in the basement, pour a cement box, and put on a trap door.

The mechanism might be a little tricky. You'd need a fairly powerful motor, or it's just going to jam as soon as they hit the wall. you'll need a sluice and cleaning mechanism in place to deal with the gore as well, or the sander belt is going to gunk up.

[Cerilis]

I mereld skimmed this page, but Hanna seems a bit Yandere too me.

Scared now.

[Medusa Cascade]

I mereld skimmed this page, but Hanna seems a bit Yandere too me.

Scared now.

Yandere are hot

[Zulkhan]

I mereld skimmed this page, but Hanna seems a bit Yandere too me.

Scared now.

Well yeah, she always stroke me as an entity constantly walking the line between cute and crazy. Sort of like me but with way bigger amounts of cuteness.

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Yandere are hot

Aaaaand dangerous. Quite a bit.

[DStrukt]

Linadra or ksomething else with 3 holes

Or that fairy mod that bans me all the time

Noticed hes banned hahaha

[Zulkhan]

I am not cute and I am crazy. I am Great and Powerful.

No you are cute and you are crazy. Crazute.

[Temp name]

TL: DQ

Well, send her a text, or call her or something and tell her.

Or just hide away forever because bed is comfy and there's Disney movies

I mereld skimmed this page, but Hanna seems a bit Yandere too me.

Scared now.

Hanna is the best Yandere.

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I am not cute and I am crazy. I am Great and Powerful.

And also cute!

[Medusa Cascade]

I'll just go with option 2. 'cause I am not adult and I do not have a spine.

I'm sure I have a spine laying around somewhere, slightly used

[Temp name]

I'll just go with option 2. 'cause I am not adult and I do not have a spine.

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Well, inside and stuff is good too! Especially if you have pizza.


Do you have pizza?

[Temp name]

I am ashamed to admit I am actually too broke to feed myself... Today I had a Psychologist appointment, which was 100:-. So now I have 300:- left to live on this month.

I'll eat ramen noodles for a week or so and I should be good!

Huh.. That's not a lot of money.. I'd send pizza, but I'm also poor

[Temp name]

Meh it's okiedokie, I don't take charity. I think there's dignity in making do with what you've got! I just live a spartan life

I thought you lived in Sweden, not Greece

[Gaaz]

Meh it's okiedokie, I don't take charity. I think there's dignity in making do with what you've got! I just live a spartan life

You can make pizza. As a matter of fact, you can make so much pizza for 300, you would be hard pressed to eat it in 2 months. Well, unless you like it with oysters and caviar. A base is basically some flower, an egg, 25g of yeast and a table spoon of oil. Might consider adding a teaspoon of sugar to boost yeast. Topping is anything you like mixed with cheese.
Ingridients at my location are probably twice cheaper than in the US on average, but last year I made 3 large oven dishes of pizza for a party, a total of around 4-5kg, for just over $15. That is chicken breast meat topping, 2 types of cheese (mozarella on the bottom to glue it together, harder variety on top for crust), various tomoto souses, olive + sunflower oil mix for the base. Must admit that I used parsley we grow in the garden (it spreads like weed, hard to completely get rid off even if you try), so I did not pay for that.

[Temp name]

Excuse me, but I am a person who'd set fire to myself while attempting to boil noodles. I had to ask a friend how to heat beans from a can. I think you're vastly overestimating my culinary expertise

*Pets*
It's okay Hanna.. You'll learn eventually. Or maybe just find someone else who will do it for you.

[Zulkhan]

I'll just go with option 2. 'cause I am not adult and I do not have a spine.

You just need some adult who is so damn adult, her head so shoved up her adult ass stuff to both taking care of all those adult thingies herself but at the same time being so goddamn bored of all of it to find relief and comfort in all the childishness and cuteness and craziness.

Long story short, you need an opposite. A "twin soul" in the sense of someone identical to you would be most likely a disaster.

[Gaaz]

Excuse me, but I am a person who'd set fire to myself while attempting to boil noodles. I had to ask a friend how to heat beans from a can. I think you're vastly overestimating my culinary expertise

It is never too late to start learning. If you are not too adept around a kitchen, might want to ask someone to help or supervise. But it really is not a bad skill to have in general.

[Zulkhan]

On topic of culinary expertise: bonus picture of ma fridge!

Dat Kinder Maxi. So lonely.

[Temp name]

That's my plan. I'm gonna move in with someone who knows how to adult. And then maybe I can just live in their wardrobe sleeping and watching movies.

Honestly, I'd probably sell myself if I could. Like, making my own decisions sucks, I dont know what Im doing and life is confusing. Easier to just be told things. Cant I just live in someone's wardrobe and hide away from the universe!


On topic of culinary expertise: bonus picture of ma fridge!

I mean, I'd offer my wardrobe, but I can't adult at all myself.. If you find someone who wants to buy you, can you get them to buy me too?

[Xanjori]

On topic of culinary expertise: bonus picture of ma fridge!

Dis fridge makes me sad. If I ever make it as an adult in Sweden I'll save you a room or a cupboard or something, and an actually stocked fridge.

[Medusa Cascade]

Package deal, two for one!

Sold, though I need a bigger wardrobe