If You Could Date Anyone On This Forum, Who Would It Be?

[May90]

The bi ones I know have more of a nitnerest in men than women as do I :P

I know... I've probably just been really unlucky. I assume, since I am a very soft guy, it is seen by many as a feminine trait, and so I attract more people interested in feminine traits, which is lesbian girls or bi girls favoring lesbian relationships. Strange paradox, but that's I think how it works...

No idea what you're talking about

Naturally.

That was the worst part. The itch was worse than actual pain!

Hmm... well, I suppose some minor punishment is in order then.

Yay I'm kind and friendly!

For some reason this smile made me a bit uneasy... You aren't going to nibble on me, are you?

[Moralgy]

But she was gentle, wasn't she?

I hate hurting people, I just whipped him a little

[May90]

I hate hurting people, I just whipped him a little

Makes sense. I would... prefer you not to whip me, though. Not a fan...

[Zulkhan]

*Cries* No Zulzul, dont take the whip away, I like whipping

Here's a veggy. Whip with this.

I know... I've probably just been really unlucky. I assume, since I am a very soft guy, it is seen by many as a feminine trait, and so I attract more people interested in feminine traits, which is lesbian girls or bi girls favoring lesbian relationships. Strange paradox, but that's I think how it works...

This reminds me when my ex always said I was a "sweet bastard".

I hate hurting people, I just whipped him a little

On the other hand, I love hurting people but only when they want it. You don't want it right? Be careful, anything vaguely resembling a "yes" will ring the bell and I'll start.

[Moralgy]

On the other hand, I love hurting people but only when they want it. You don't want it right? Be careful, anything vaguely resembling a "yes" will ring the bell and I'll start.

Will a yus suffice? I mean don't you dare whip me!

Here's a veggy. Whip with this.

*noms the veggy*

[May90]

This reminds me when my ex always said I was a "sweet bastard".

I might be going a bit too far in that though. Some people called me boring in this regard, since I would never do anything nasty without asking for permission first. That's also why I used to believe I would make a terrible father: I just cannot be mean towards kids, even if I know that that's what's good for them at the moment.

That said, if I know that the person absolutely wants me to be mean at the moment, I might change my mind.

[ghostkitteh]

I hate hurting people, I just whipped him a little

I'd say you can whip me anytime, but you wouldn't whip me hard enough. 3:

[May90]

I'd say you can whip me anytime, but you wouldn't whip me hard enough. 3:

I can whip you as hard as you want, if you manage to drug me. You will need to trick me into taking drugs / drinking though, since I don't do it out of my own will.

[Fawkess]

ketchup is gross.

Blood elfs are gross

[Azadina]

I can whip you as hard as you want, if you manage to drug me. You will need to trick me into taking drugs / drinking though, since I don't do it out of my own will.

Easy, nurse momstress can help with tranquilizers !

[Moralgy]

I'd say you can whip me anytime, but you wouldn't whip me hard enough. 3:

Ask Zulzul to, I have a feeling he can! I'm like sub level 100 over here, I can't help >.>

[May90]

Easy, nurse momstress can help with tranquilizers !

Wow... this is... if you tranquilize me, then, I'm afraid, socksies will be able to do much more with me than just make me whip her.

[Azadina]

Wow... this is... if you tranquilize me, then, I'm afraid, socksies will be able to do much more with me than just make me whip her.

Yups, pretty sure you'll be at her mercy then ^^

[ghostkitteh]

Yups, pretty sure you'll be at her mercy then ^^

I'm not sure you should leave somebody to my mercy. <.<

[May90]

Yups, pretty sure you'll be at her mercy then ^^

I am not sure what I think of this... I would probably enjoy it, but then she might invite Ceri, and she will roast me. Or, even worse, Skayth might walk into the room... No, I think I will pass!

I'm not sure you should leave somebody to my mercy. <.<

Hmm... why? What would you do to me?

[ghostkitteh]

I am not sure what I think of this... I would probably enjoy it, but then she might invite Ceri, and she will roast me. Or, even worse, Skayth might walk into the room... No, I think I will pass!


Hmm... why? What would you do to me?

Probably nothing.

Maybe everything.

[Zulkhan]

I might be going a bit too far in that though. Some people called me boring in this regard, since I would never do anything nasty without asking for permission first. That's also why I used to believe I would make a terrible father: I just cannot be mean towards kids, even if I know that that's what's good for them at the moment.

I see, you remind me a friend of mine and he's like the polar opposite of me. Ironically, the point of the "sweet bastard" comment is that (according to the girl who came up with that, at least) I mix tenderness and a sharp, "dickish" tongue and for some reason she really liked that. Indeed, to people who doesn't know me I can look like a complete asshole, especially if I unfairly get an awful impression about a person and I don't like it by principle. And yeah, I think I would be good father instead because when I want to exercise authority I tend to be quite scary and imposing.

On the other hand, if I lose patience I can be quite mean, I fall victim of a "cold rage" of sort, becoming quite malicious and sometimes unnecessarily cruel. Basically all my romances ended for this reason (even though I don't necessarily regret that, in the end it always served to abruptly end the relationship in a pretty unambiguous manner).

[May90]

Probably nothing.

Maybe everything.

Well, as long as you don't do any permanent damage, I think I am fine with it! Just... no dental stuff please.

I see, you remind me a friend of mine and he's like the polar opposite of me. Ironically, the point of the "sweet bastard" comment is that (according to the girl who came up with that, at least) I mix tenderness and a sharp, "dickish" tongue and for some reason she really liked that. Indeed, to people who doesn't know me I can look like a complete asshole, especially if I unfairly get an awful impression about a person and I don't like it by principle. And yeah, I think I would be good father instead because when I want to exercise authority I tend to be quite scary and imposing.

On the other hand, if I lose patience I can be quite mean, I fall victim of a "cold rage" of sort, becoming quite malicious and sometimes unnecessarily cruel. Basically all my romances ended for this reason (even though I don't necessarily regret that, in the end it always served to abruptly end the relationship in a pretty unambiguous manner).

I very-very rarely get angry at people, or even annoyed by them. To make me really rage, one needs to do something really terrible, like blow up my computer while I'm sitting in front of it, then laugh and call me a nerdy asshole that doesn't have life and doesn't deserve anyone.

[Azadina]

I'm not sure you should leave somebody to my mercy. <.<

But I trust you daughter ^^ Well, atleast to take care of a zergling, in a way you see fit

I am not sure what I think of this... I would probably enjoy it, but then she might invite Ceri, and she will roast me. Or, even worse, Skayth might walk into the room... No, I think I will pass!

Who says you get a say in the matter?

[May90]

Who says you get a say in the matter?

Looks like I am in the hands of mean ladies... I like it! Although scared as hell...