America, don't mess with Canada

[Caolela]

"Us proud northern folk up here in Canada have had just aboot enough of your political shenanigans eh.

You elected Bush senior, so we sent Celine Dion to plague you.

You elected Bush junior, so we infected you with Nickleback.

You elected Bush junior a SECOND time, so we sent the unholy abomination known as "bieber" to rot you from the inside out.

DO. NOT. TEST. US. AGAIN. EH."


http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/18700825332

[Gorgodeus]

Don't make me send the Kardashian's up there to annihilate your land and peoples.

[Caolela]

With that wide ass of hers she could annihilate whole city blocks in one pass.

[Matchles]

If you want better political outcomes, stop sending us nutjobs like Ted Cruz. He has single-handedly drug the entire Republican party further to the right.

[Caolela]

I thought Cruz was just another right-wingnut from Texas or smth?


P.S. -

I'm not Canuck, I just posted the link for funs.

[Adam Jensen]

I thought Cruz was just another right-wingnut from Texas or smth?


P.S. -

I'm not Canuck, I just posted the link for funs.

Cruz was born in Canada. He emmigrated to the US. He's less of a US citizen than Obama is.

[Wildtree]

The more pressing question is, why can a Canadian not spell Nickelback correctly?
That's suspicious.
And, Celine Dion, last I've checked she was sent to Switzerland first, and they dinndunuttin

[jackofwind]

"Us proud northern folk up here in Canada have had just aboot enough of your political shenanigans eh.

You elected Bush senior, so we sent Celine Dion to plague you.

You elected Bush junior, so we infected you with Nickleback.

You elected Bush junior a SECOND time, so we sent the unholy abomination known as "bieber" to rot you from the inside out.

DO. NOT. TEST. US. AGAIN. EH."


http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/18700825332

We don't talk like that anywhere west of Ontario

[Matchles]

Cruz was born in Canada. He emmigrated to the US. He's less of a US citizen than Obama is.

Yup. As I like to put it, Ted Cruz is who Obama would be if the birther conspiracies were true. Mom from the U.S., foreign dad, born outside the country.

[Caolela]

The more pressing question is, why can a Canadian not spell Nickelback correctly?

That's how they spell it after a few LaBatt's, eh.

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We don't talk like that anywhere west of Ontario

I'm from upstate NY originally and knew a lot of Canadians. Most from Quebec or Ontario, and were good people.

[belfpala]

"Us proud northern folk up here in Canada have had just aboot enough of your political shenanigans eh.

You elected Bush senior, so we sent Celine Dion to plague you.

You elected Bush junior, so we infected you with Nickleback.

You elected Bush junior a SECOND time, so we sent the unholy abomination known as "bieber" to rot you from the inside out.

DO. NOT. TEST. US. AGAIN. EH."


http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/18700825332

CULTURE VICTORY! /loads up Civ.

[GrieverXIII]

Not sure what's the hate on Celine Dion anyway. I don't like her music, its not my style at all but beyond that she seems like one of the more decent celebrities out there nowadays in a world infested witb Biebers and Kardashians.

[PickleballAce]

Rush is worse than any of those anyway. Canadians will at least admit that Biebs and Nickelback suck, but there seems to be some delusion that Rush isn't crap as well.

[PACOX]

Don't make me send the Kardashian's up there to annihilate your land and peoples.

No need to waste our nukes on Canada.

[Sketchy]

Has no one noticed that all the exports from Canada are the crazy ones?

Yea, we keep the good shit for ourselves.

[belfpala]

Has no one noticed that all the exports from Canada are the crazy ones?

Yea, we keep the good shit for ourselves.

idk, you send a lot of oil, wood, and fish our way.

[Ivanstone]

Rush is worse than any of those anyway. Canadians will at least admit that Biebs and Nickelback suck, but there seems to be some delusion that Rush isn't crap as well.

We gifted the world with Rush. In return the Neoconservative Oil Barony bought themselves a Prime Minister to punish us for our good deeds.

[s_bushido]

So what you're saying is: everything bad comes from Canada. Good to know.

[Shibito]

Bush senior wasnt that bad, he is above jimmy carter for sure.

[enragedgorilla]

"Us proud northern folk up here in Canada have had just aboot enough of your political shenanigans eh.

You elected Bush senior, so we sent Celine Dion to plague you.

You elected Bush junior, so we infected you with Nickleback.

You elected Bush junior a SECOND time, so we sent the unholy abomination known as "bieber" to rot you from the inside out.

DO. NOT. TEST. US. AGAIN. EH."


http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/18700825332

Dear Canada, thanks for being our hat.
As a hat we expect the crap that falls on you to slide down to us once in awhile.
That is why we have a hat.
Is slows / prevents crap from getting to us from above.

We love you much!