Poll: what race would you choose?

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    if you could pick one race to be turned into what would it be?

    so let's say you are presented with the choice of being either a drow a wood elf/sun elf, a night elf, or a blood elf. AND NO THERE IS NO GOAT MOO COW OPTION. which would you choose?
    as for me obviously i would be a glorious blood elf.
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    Troll, duh. You get colourful hairstyles, dope regeneration abilities, and cool tusks!

    Edit: Oh, the only options are elves? I'll remain human, thanks.

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    Night elf.

    303030303030030303030300303fuckthisshit

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    but trolls aren't elves. thus they do not qualify for the poll.
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    Draenei, because screw your elves. That's why.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marinai View Post
    Draenei, because screw your elves. That's why.
    poll option denied. draenei are an inferior race. plus they are not an option.
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    drow, or dunmer from elder scrolls. i love the blueish grey skin of the dunmer.

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    Evil biased poll without the only real choise: Draenei ^^

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    Dwarf. Master beard race coupled with all of the best brew.

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    Female blood elf because... reasons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linadra View Post
    Evil biased poll without the only real choise: Draenei ^^
    nope it is not a biased poll because draenei are not a real race. they are an abomination.
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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    nope it is not a biased poll because draenei are not a real race. they are an abomination.
    You have it backwards, they are THE race

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    Quote Originally Posted by jellmoo View Post
    Dwarf. Master beard race coupled with all of the best brew.
    dwarves are the only other worthy race. simply for the beards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linadra View Post
    You have it backwards, they are THE race
    yeah the race that gets stuffed in a oven and they then shoved in a dumpster.
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    Actually, Norn. I put a little more thought into it now. And that's my favorite.

    https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Norn

    Basically, Giant Shapeshifting Human Vikings connected to vague nature spirits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post

    yeah the race that gets stuffed in a oven and they then shoved in a dumpster.
    By you and what army? *giggles* Tiny elves thinking they are strong, or even good with magicks :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linadra View Post
    By you and what army? *giggles* Tiny elves thinking they are strong, or even good with magicks :P
    the sin'dorei empire. thats who. OUR VAST ARMY SHALL DESTROY YOUR INFERIOR RACE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    the sin'dorei empire. thats who. OUR VAST ARMY SHALL DESTROY YOUR INFERIOR RACE.
    Try to clean up and fix the other half of your own city first, silly being ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linadra View Post
    Try to clean up and fix the other half of your own city first, silly being ^^
    we leave it that way intentionally. your city is ugly and repulsive and filled with eyesores.
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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    we leave it that way intentionally. your city is ugly and repulsive and filled with eyesores.
    It's a fancy spaceship ! Not some mudhut you little elf things like so much in the horde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linadra View Post
    It's a fancy spaceship ! Not some mudhut you little elf things like so much in the horde
    you can't even steer it without crashing it into a planet. stupid moo cow goats.
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