Originally Posted by
Feroxxy
So since i just played Halo 5 for the last 7 hours and went through some campaign and multiplayer, and got myself drunk and stoned directly afterwards, I can say: NO. This game isnt worth the title of "Halo".
Reasons listed below:
1. It has a subtitle: Guardians. We might as well had suspected it would be shit just because its only the cool games that get to have sub titles.
2. Feminism/Sexism/Racism Padding: MC isnt lead role anymore. It's Spartan "Locke" now. A guy we have never seen before, never heard of, which has no character growth during the campaign, starts a fight with MC as soon as he can; A mediocre filler character. The moment Team Osiris sets foot on the planet Arbiter is chillin' at, the female of the team cant wait to mention how its "so amazing that females are part of the warmonger group, war was usually for dem silly boys not for dem gurlzzz". It is clear 343 tried to pad their game so much they would never get criticized by any activist group.
3. Oh right, Masterchief: Remember Blue Team? You know, the spartans MC grew up with but John was the only one to survive the Fall of Reach (leading into Halo1, the masterchief being the only spartan remaining in existence)? Theyre back. Back from the dead. Chillin around with the horrible AI that was written for them, while youre 5 kilometers up ahead actually playing the game. Being the masterchiefs family. Making him spill his feelings to them. Or did i need to read books to explain why MC turned into a wuss with undead family members?
4. Co-op: So yeah. Co-op is mandatory now to have a proper experience. Else you have 3 bots running after you. But wait, co-op used to be great fun in Halo so I dont mind that at all! Wait... wait what? This just came in: no more splitscreen. The Halo benchmark just got doubled down a notch.
5. The weird 60fps vs 30fps debate: This game will be remembered for all eternity to prove the difference between 60 and 30 fps. The game looks beautiful in every way. Well except the shadow glitches, and the fact that all AI controlled units are moving at 30fps - in a 60fps framerate. It makes for a wonky, ridiculous look. Try zooming in and check out those enemies when theyre not in contact with you and enjoy the 90's style of animation. Let it forever be known human eyes can see above 30 fps.
6. Not to mention the rest of the dead: Welcome back cortana, and how soon it took for you COUGH COUGH the writers to turn you in the villain. .
7. Multiplayer feels pay 2 win: Nothing to be said there, or am I starting to get that old and turn in my parents that couldnt play a game without dieing?
As you can read I am very salty and I cannot wait to see what the internet thinks of my ultra drunk saltyness about this game. I can understand Halo needs to go somewhere WITHOUT the masterchief, but this is just the worst way of introducing CHANGE to the series.
EDIT: "atleast youre not halo 5" actually just became a catchphrase in my friendsgroup.