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    Blimp gate

    Only in America, can't find a 2.8 billion dollar blimp in Pennsylvania. 26,000 people without power. Even if they can find it they don't know how to retrieve it.


    http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/28/politi...ad-east-coast/

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    What ?
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    I'm calling it, Republicans will hold congress in 2018 and Trump will win again in 2020.

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    If we outlaw blimps, then only criminals will have blimps. The solution is to have more blimps guarding the power lines.

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    Blimp Lives Matter!
    “You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.”― Malcolm X

    I watch them fight and die in the name of freedom. They speak of liberty and justice, but for whom? -Ratonhnhaké:ton (Connor Kenway)

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    Inb4 massive amounts of alien sightings.

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    The FAA is tracking it. It's in your article. They seem to be waiting for it's auto deflate to take effect and eventually land.

    I'm curious how it's tether broke.

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    NORAD is spying on us with their spy blimps

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    We can shove a camera up plutos ass and take pictures but we can't find a fucking blimp on US soil?

    'MURICA

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    Shoot the damn thing. >.>

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrium View Post
    We can shove a camera up plutos ass and take pictures but we can't find a fucking blimp on US soil?

    'MURICA
    But we are tracking it?

    Reading an article is hard I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Lol, that's funny. I see this Blimp all the time when I visit family in Maryland. As I recall, it was basically useless and wasn't properly doing the things it was expected to do - despite all the money going into it. I thought they were doing away with it... but maybe not like this, lol.
    Perhaps the blimp was depressed and ran away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrium View Post
    We can shove a camera up plutos ass and take pictures but we can't find a fucking blimp on US soil?

    'MURICA
    It say's right the article they are tracking it and know where it is.

    Two F-16s scrambled from the New Jersey National Guard are tracking the JLENS aerostat, a Pentagon official said, after the aircraft came loose from its mooring station in Aberdeen Proving Ground, Maryland.
    The FAA is also tracking the balloon to keep it safely separated from other air traffic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notchris View Post
    But we are tracking it?

    Reading an article is hard I guess.
    Yes norad was tracking it but here in redneck Pennsylvania the local law enforcement was having a harder time tracking it.

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    Oh I see, it's a disguised U.S. bashing thread.

    The Canadian in me says that it's not very polite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xandrigity View Post
    Yes norad was tracking it but here in redneck Pennsylvania the local law enforcement was having a harder time tracking it.
    Because law enforcement isn't equipped to track stuff like this. They'd be relying mainly on spotting reports or whatever someone like the FAA feeds them.

    This isn't really their expertise.

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    It got tired of the fat shaming.

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    Blimps are so reliable, they are invincible (like the wow mount, you can't see it!), and they are so cost effective #murica

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    Be free blimp! I see it from time to time and this always pops into my head.

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    Heh, apparently these things are incredibly hard to shoot down. Wonder how they are going to retrieve it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Oh I see, it's a disguised U.S. bashing thread.

    The Canadian in me says that it's not very polite.
    I live in Pennsylvania this is the most exciting thing that's happened around here in some time. It's humorous, bashing? Really?

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