..... damnA Florida man who was convicted of biting a small dog on the face and choking it so hard its eye popped out has been sentenced to a year in prison.
That fate worse than death for the poor dog....
Yet if a dog bit a man the dog would be put down. Pfft!
The title is misleading. Why would you try to hide the glorious adventures of our hero from Florida?
LOL, 'Florida!' I thought just before I clicked the thread.
But soon after Mr Xi secured a third term, Apple released a new version of the feature in China, limiting its scope. Now Chinese users of iPhones and other Apple devices are restricted to a 10-minute window when receiving files from people who are not listed as a contact. After 10 minutes, users can only receive files from contacts.
Apple did not explain why the update was first introduced in China, but over the years, the tech giant has been criticised for appeasing Beijing.
At some point you have to wonder if weird stuff is happening everywhere (pretty much a guarantee), but the media seems to know that picking the weird stuff from Florida just gets more traction. Or Florida really is just the FUBAR capital of the world.
But soon after Mr Xi secured a third term, Apple released a new version of the feature in China, limiting its scope. Now Chinese users of iPhones and other Apple devices are restricted to a 10-minute window when receiving files from people who are not listed as a contact. After 10 minutes, users can only receive files from contacts.
Apple did not explain why the update was first introduced in China, but over the years, the tech giant has been criticised for appeasing Beijing.
a year in prison?
lol
Put him down
How did I know before even clicking the thread that it was Florida Man?
Putin khuliyo
Flordia Maaaaaaaaaan!. Guess the dog was a nefarious villain hellbent on conquering Florida.
Next episode of Florida man........... The dog Florida man bit has turned into "FLORIDA DOG".
Flordia Man strikes again.
Or bites again, I suppose.
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That's what happens when you play too much GTA5 ... there is a tv commerical in GTA5 for "Dude Eat Dog"
Whats up with florida? A friend of me had 2 blue florida crayfish, the female ate the male one after mating and then jumped out of the aquarium and died. Florida is doomed.
Last edited by lonely zergling; 2015-11-08 at 08:56 PM.
They cant keep florida man down
He just comes back like a good dog
Last edited by Fawkess; 2015-11-08 at 11:58 PM.
Since Amurika gets thrown around a bit I think it is time to rename the grand state of lunacy to Flurida.
But soon after Mr Xi secured a third term, Apple released a new version of the feature in China, limiting its scope. Now Chinese users of iPhones and other Apple devices are restricted to a 10-minute window when receiving files from people who are not listed as a contact. After 10 minutes, users can only receive files from contacts.
Apple did not explain why the update was first introduced in China, but over the years, the tech giant has been criticised for appeasing Beijing.
Neighbors dog used to hide under the carport, one day I Fus Ro Dah'ed him, he died.
why does all the strange shit seem to happen in Florida ? or does ti happen all over the US and Florida is just good at reporting it ?