How long do we wait for the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ

[Jayburner]

So tired of waiting on this guy. I would love any signal. Is all this muslim hate the sign?

[Deleted]

Isn't he going to kill us all?

[GennGreymane]

/popcorn

want some jay?

[Seefer]

Well, I mean, I wouldn't hold your breath and I would pass it on through your whole family for eternity not to hold theirs either............not gonna happen.

[Jayburner]

I don't know. i'm confused.

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/popcorn

want some jay?

not a matter if i want some. i need some.

[Adam Jensen]

I hate to break it to you . . . he ain't coming back.

[Jayburner]

I hate to break it to you . . . he ain't coming back.

goddamn you and your spoilers.

[Nanaboostme]

So tired of waiting on this guy. I would love any signal. Is all this muslim hate the sign?

I think Donald Trump kicked out and banned Jesus.

[GennGreymane]

*gives jay some popcorn because he needs it*

[Kalis]

Isn't he going to kill us all?

You maybe, being a godless Commie, and Genn (his lot killed him the first time around), but not me, I've been Christened.

[Celista]

Lol you already know this is going to get locked, however if you want to research the topic of premillenial dispensationalism you will find that there are a lot of different theories as to whether he is going to return or had already returned (back during Biblical times).

http://www.christianciv.com/eschatology_bs_Sect1.htm

[Cannibalus]

Jesus is coming! Look busy.

Plus you're not qualified for heaven, cuz internet is for porn and porn + internet + television + even teleshopping are the tools of the devil. In the case in which you qualify for heaven you're gonna end up with all these boring and uninteresting people. As i said, look busy.

[Gref]

Muslims are waiting for him too. I am serious. According to Islam religion.

[Kyr]

ok... assume he comes back tomorrow and hops on tv to announce himself. do people believe him or assume he is just some crazy idiot? my money is everyone assumes he's a crazy idiot, except for the other crazy idiots of course.

[Celista]

Muslims are waiting for him too. I am serious. According to Islam religion.

There's a lot of crossover among the Judeo-Christian religions.

[Puupi]

You maybe, being a godless Commie, and Genn (his lot killed him the first time around), but not me, I've been Christened.

I've been Christened, too. But I left that team later on. I wonder what Jesus thinks of me.

[Annoying]

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