Why is porn so bad?

[RobertoCarlos]

lol not take responsibilities for ourselves eh? because you know, im sure most people with cellulite eat twinkies or fast food on a regular basis gene predisposition or not.

You're really showing your ignorance on dermatology here.

[Poopymonster]

I think he's trying to say that he wants to fit a twinkie into as many of his orifices as possible.

That may require freezing some of them, methinks his poopchute would make coals into diamonds it is so clenched. A frozen twinkie may replace the stick already there in.

[RenegadeXan]

I think he's trying to say that he wants to fit a twinkie into as many of his orifices as possible.

lol didn't cross my mind but lol, i dont eat twinkies but maybe if it was a grape, just not from the back though, oh god no. Ears would be awesome actually.

[Cthulhu 2020]

That may require freezing some of them, methinks his poopchute would make coals into diamonds it is so clenched. A frozen twinkie may replace the stick already there in.

That sounds like a halfway decent porno. "Frozen Twinkie: The Poop Chute Story"

[vindicatorx]

It's crazy how much porn has changed since I was a kid. I mean we had to have porn mags before high speed internet. I recall when I saw my first porn DVD it was amazing because only porn dvd's used that multiple angle thing all DVD players could use.

[RenegadeXan]

...your responses are weird.

How you got "eat all the fast food! it's not your fault!" out of that is beyond me.

IT IS your fault.

[Vanyali]

IT IS your fault.

...again, I'm very confused by your responses.

Considering.. it has nothing to do with what I said.

[yetgdhfgh]

Gotta say i prefer lesbo stuff than seeing some dude with a fake cock and abs splashing his load on a ladies tit

Also i must say im enjoying this thread LOL

[RenegadeXan]

It's crazy how much porn has changed since I was a kid. I mean we had to have porn mags before high speed internet. I recall when I saw my first porn DVD it was amazing because only porn dvd's used that multiple angle thing all DVD players could use.

yeah im not sure if its because we were new to it and everyone was so well, new. Also being a kid, you probably has less standards, cause i cant recall it being THAT much better, maybe just enjoying it more.

[Poopymonster]

Gotta say i prefer lesbo stuff than seeing some dude with a fake cock and abs splashing his load on a ladies tit

Also i must say im enjoying this thread LOL

Not a fan of lesbian porn personally. Being bi, I like to see both genders involved. But actual people, not that fake cock shit.

[Rhine101]

Part of porns "problem" filmwise is the lack of creativity.

In the 70s you had "Kitty's Slumber Party" or "The Man of All Seasons: The happy Giggolo" names like that. Porn was forbidden fruit, the names hid it
The 80s you got a bit more brazen, it was the era of creative parody. "Robofox" "Superwench", someone watched a real movie, tweaked the name, added sex. Those names weren't going to spurt themselves all over a pert boobed blondes face.
The 90s gave you the era of the amateur. Girls Gone Wild (Triple A league for tomorrow porn stars), lots of the 2000s breakout porn stars got their shit together in the mid/late 90s as interwebs gave you more porn, cheaper, faster, so you could get Dirty Debutantes 5 without leaving home.
Early 2000s was a pornocopia of carnal delights but became crude. Bid fond farewell to names like Edward Penishands, say Hello to "Help! There's a black man in my mom!" and who could forget "Anal fireball"
Mid-late 2000s shit started getting honest. "Backdoor Prison Dogpile volume 3" says what it is.
2010s, they stopped trying. for names. "X-men: the XXX parody" "That 70s show: the XXX parody" or "Saw: The XXX parody."

Oh man yeah. I hear ya.

I find myself really liking 70s porn. I live the interesting situations aex happens. Like getting a bj under a table at dinner. I love it man

This new shit is garbage.

[RobertoCarlos]

...again, I'm very confused by your responses.

Considering.. it has nothing to do with what I said.

The guy doesnt even register child birth may have been a cause. I wouldnt lose sleep over it.

[Deleted]

So ... you care about story when you need to rub the magic lamp? Sorry, mister. Most mortals don't think that way.

[Vanyali]

The guy doesnt even register child birth may have been a cause. I wouldnt lose sleep over it.

i only brought it up because he said downs was caused by twinkie eating too.

[vindicatorx]

yeah im not sure if its because we were new to it and everyone was so well, new. Also being a kid, you probably has less standards, cause i cant recall it being THAT much better, maybe just enjoying it more.

oh yeah the VHS tapes we just shitty quality. That and you were stuck with whatever the 1 local video store had which consisted of like 50 or so total tapes. I mean now I can be like hmm I feel like Asian midget foot fetish tonight and wham it is there.

[xskarma]

No, we're not having discussion about porn on this forum in this way. Sex is clearly on the list of forbidden subjects.



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