(for Men)How prone are you to get that random boner in public?

[Arcanimus]

I rarely ever experience arousal without direct stimulation.

For the record, I'm asexual.

[PACOX]

MMO-Champ post keep getting creepier and creepier.

[breadisfunny]

i had it happen a couple times. a couple times when i'm trying to go to the bathroom.

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Less as puberty cooled its vicious grip as I hit my 20's, but it certainly still happens. Those years of it happening any time I so much as shuffled a bit in my seat were not fun though.

my teenage years....so many random boners.

[Techno-Druid]

Largely I get them while wearing sweatpants for some reason

[Osoroshii]

I never really had a problem with that, even when I was a hormonal teenager.

[May90]

Hasn't happened to me in years.

[Sky High]

25, and I get them ALL the time. always when I'm sitting down though. so when I get up I have to do that not so subtle shuffle to adjust myslef.

[Kelathos]

Used to be arguably a near constant state in teenage years.
In the 20s it became much less of an issue.
Today almost never. *

(Assuming nothing unusual or exciting occurring)

Largely I get them while wearing sweatpants for some reason

Change the friction and it's a new and (wild) sensation. Body can't tell the difference between it and something actually touching you.

[Santti]

I'm not sure if it has ever happened. Might be due to depression and/or the depression meds I'm taking that are known to reduce libido.

[derpkitteh]

i knew guys get morningword, i've had a horrible, horrible encounter with it.

but i didn't know grown men get random boners. dicks sound like more trouble than they're worth.

[apepi]

i knew guys get morningword, i've had a horrible, horrible encounter with it.

but i didn't know grown men get random boners. dicks sound like more trouble than they're worth.

Well they are....dicks. YEAAhhh

[Duridi]

Wtf... sorry. Weird thread, and I had to look. Can't read it all though o.O .

[apepi]

Happens only when I'm tired and I'm not consciously suppressing my cavemen like rape impulses. God bless the Y chromosome.

Actually this myth is pretty wrong. Women used want to have sex with many men before those times.

[Duridi]

Happens only when I'm tired and I'm not consciously suppressing my cavemen like rape impulses. God bless the Y chromosome.

Haha.

(...and you are everywhere dude. Since you posted first, I guess I am the one stalking you.)

[ls-]

Happens once a week or so, but I'm in my more or less late 20s now... TBH, I miss the age of random boners a bit

[KrazyK923]

It was REALLY bad in my teens. But I'm about to be 27, and I don't get them as much anymore.

I really need to be tangentially thinking about some kind of sexual situation that I'd get one.

[Crackleslap]

It only happens when I want it to happen. 20.

So not often.

[Gamevizier]

Yeah, over the course of the day I'll get the occasional Rocket 69, on average 3-7 times a day as a 20 year old. Only way to fix it is to wait it out or go Butcher Pete on it.

Find Butcher Pete and let him chop your meat. :3

[Rudkobing]

I always have an erection. I have to use a ruler to smack it down sometimes.

[breadisfunny]

Don't you dare take away muh patriarchy.



To be honest I wouldn't mind a pretty woman stalking me. D:

i hate stalkers regardless of gender. especially those invisible stalkers.