View Poll Results: What to leave Santa the Night Before Christmas.

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  • Warm cookies and cold milk.

    16 33.33%

  • A thank you card and cake.

    4 8.33%

  • Icecream

    3 6.25%

  • Other ( Write in comments)

    25 52.08%
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  1. 2015-12-28, 02:49 AM #1
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    What's the best treat to leave Santa the night before Christmas?

    What's the best treat to leave Santa the night before Christmas?

    For maybe something a little extra.
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  2. 2015-12-28, 02:50 AM #2
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    Pizza, I'm sure Santa would love some pizza.
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  4. 2015-12-28, 02:58 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Algythor View Post
    Pizza, I'm sure Santa would love some pizza.
    Going against tradition of baked good eh?
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  6. 2015-12-28, 03:01 AM #6
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    We've always left Santa some biscuits and a cold beer, and some carrot sticks for the reindeer.
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    A Malibu and Pineapple

    2 shots of malibu pineapple rum
    1 shot of absolut vodka
    1 shot of strawberry liquer (rubis is good)
    2 shots of sugar syrup

    mix in tall glass with ice and fill to brim with sweet pineapple juice
    serve with slice of lime or lemon

    that way Santa can pass out and i'll steal the keys to his reindeers.
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  8. 2015-12-28, 03:03 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by mccamio View Post
    We've always left Santa some biscuits and a cold beer, and some carrot sticks for the reindeer.
    BEER! He's driving a sleigh at untold speeds!
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  9. 2015-12-28, 03:06 AM #9
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    Leave yourself there. Its how you get more christmas presents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    Going against tradition of baked good eh?
    Yea, I like to think outside of the box. Santa gets cookies too often, so I'm sure he would love something new!
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  11. 2015-12-28, 03:11 AM #11
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    a line of coke, he gotta stay sharp ;]
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    >implying fictional religious characters are able to take form and intake nutrition, or even has the need to do so.

    i would probably make him a meatloaf with some rat poisoning in it, capture it as he eats it and chokes on his blood and puke, upload it and destroy the enjoyment of christmas for everyone that still believes in this delusionally degenerate tradition.


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  13. 2015-12-28, 03:25 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krusokat View Post
    >implying fictional religious characters are able to take form and intake nutrition, or even has the need to do so.

    i would probably make him a meatloaf with some rat poisoning in it, capture it as he eats it and chokes on his blood and puke, upload it and destroy the enjoyment of christmas for everyone that still believes in this delusionally degenerate tradition.
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  14. 2015-12-28, 03:28 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    What's the best treat to leave Santa the night before Christmas?

    For maybe something a little extra.
    I'll go with the evil shadowpriest route, and say a good fire in the fireplace. Then offer a fire extinguisher in exchange for extra gifts ! *evil laugh*
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  15. 2015-12-28, 03:28 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluesftw View Post
    a line of coke, he gotta stay sharp ;]
    Some Coke and a Red Bull. Dude has a long night ahead of him.
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  16. 2015-12-28, 03:44 AM #16
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    A shot of whiskey and a mince pie

    Thats what i used to leave as a kid
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  18. 2015-12-28, 03:50 AM #18
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    Warm meatballs and room temperature spiced beer.
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  19. 2015-12-28, 05:27 AM #19
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    Hookers, he's gotta be tired of Mrs. Claus after all these years. Why not give the poor guy a present or two?
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  20. 2015-12-28, 05:29 AM #20
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    Used to leave Beer and Salami sticks out for Santa as a Kid.

    Ironically my Dad loves Beer and Salami Sticks as well!!
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