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    When you die

    When you die, what do you want done with your body? Personally I want to be cremated and my ashes put in one of those urns with the tree seeds in them
    Kom graun, oso na graun op. Kom folau, oso na gyon op.

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    I want to either be cremated and my ashes thrown in the ocean or donated to my body McDonalds and made in to hamburgers. Or maybe my carcass thrown out in to the forest for animals to eat. I don't care what's done with it really. I won't need it.

    Mainly I just don't want it buried and taking up space needlessly.
    While you live, shine / Have no grief at all / Life exists only for a short while / And time demands its toll.

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    Organs and whatnot harvested, then burn it and throw it away.

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    i want a viking like burial
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    I want to look you in the eyes as your morals fly out the window. I want to watch the righteousness leave your eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    When you die, what do you want done with your body? Personally I want to be cremated and my ashes put in one of those urns with the tree seeds in them
    Frozen/Preserved/AirTight chamber... for when they figure out how to bring someone back from the dead. I can be... then plot world domination in the 45th century!!!

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    I'm all about cremation, myself.
    Appreciate your time with friends and family while they're here. Don't wait until they're gone to tell them what they mean to you.

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    Cremated and spread upon the ground.

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    I really don't give a shit.
    Do what ever they want with it. Cremate it, burn it, turn it into ashes, bury it, put it in a cannon and shoot it into the sky...I don't care honestly.
    My family will probably be poor too, so such dump me into the nearest dumpster, please.

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    The nihilism is strong in this thread.

    Anyways I'd prefer to be cremated and mixed with garden fertilizer so I can turn into a plant.
    Take a break from politics once in awhile, it's good for you.

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    Burn me. I don't want there to be any chance of me ever being able to be brought back in any way.

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    They can take my organs, hopefully a few should be in good shape and I'd either like to be cremated and sprinkled somewhere fun or put into one of these tree pod thingys.

    http://www.earthporm.com/bye-bye-cof...es-into-trees/

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    My friend will abduct my body from the mortician's and burn my body in a forest whilst naked chicks dance round it and cry about how they will never get to have sex with me/how awesome I was.

    Standard cremations are too pedestrian for super stars like me.

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    I'd like most of me my flesh and blood to be part of a modern art exhibit, while my skeleton should hold people's hats in a public library.

    The brain should be incinerated, to keep it from continuing to spread its toxins post mortem.
    "Quack, quack, Mr. Bond."

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    I plan to be cremated and have my ashes put in an urn engraved with the following:

    "I've never weighed less than I do right now!"

    In this way I hope to leave anyone who stops to visit me with a smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyriani View Post
    I plan to be cremated and have my ashes put in an urn engraved with the following:

    "I've never weighed less than I do right now!"

    In this way I hope to leave anyone who stops to visit me with a smile
    you did in the womb though
    "Quack, quack, Mr. Bond."

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    Insides donated to scientific research and outside burned.

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    Zombie, I'll be coming for ya!

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    Viking funeral boys

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    Cremated... I don't fancy the idea of my body possibly being exhumed within the next 100 years or further on for the sake land issues if I were to be buried in some graveyard.

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