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    I wanna be hidden in a crawl space so that someone can find me in a decade or two!
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    Cremation, with my ashes scattered to the winds from a high mountain. An actual funeral pyre on a mountaintop would be nice.

    Alternatively, since my family have said there's no way they'll let me be burned, I'll take having a large tomb constructed, filled with murals depicting me doing great and heroic deeds, and I am to be buried in a suit of armor with a weapon at my side. Why? Because I want to fuck with future archaeologists to the point where in a thousand years or so, when the truth about today's world has for one reason or another been lost to time and my tomb is discovered, I will be in books everywhere as a legendary figure from the dark ages and shit.

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    I won't be around to care.

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    I want to get embalmed and encased in a hard plastic and set in a pose so that I might be used as a coat rack or have some form of cuckoo clock mounted in my torso. Anything we leave the kids will stipulate I must be in clear view to all visitors because you can never be done embarrassing your kids.

    Realistically, I'll donate all my bits and failing that, and if my family are comfortable with it, leave my body to a medical school if my organs aren't usable. I used to have that in my will but we took it out when we had kids but intend to put it back when they are old enough to indicate if they would be comfortable with it.

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    I want to be launched into outer space so that one day aliens would find my body and revive me with bionics and I would become best friends with them and we would go on space adventures.
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  6. #106
    Quote Originally Posted by battosi08 View Post
    I would want my body to be perfectly preserved for my eventual resurrection via the Dragonballs
    Pretty sure the dragonballs dont require a body to be perfectly preserved. In fact I'm fairly confident the Dragonballs can resurrect people whose bodies have been entirely disentegrated. So don't sweat it.

    I want to give my organs to science. Don't care what happens with the rest of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geminiwolf View Post
    I want to be launched into outer space so that one day aliens would find my body and revive me with bionics and I would become best friends with them and we would go on space adventures.
    Or you would become their test subject...
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  8. #108
    Hiring a necromancer for when i'm dead!

  9. #109
    Something cheap. I don't want to be a posthumous burden.

    Quote Originally Posted by Osoroshii View Post
    Cremation, with my ashes scattered to the winds from a high mountain. An actual funeral pyre on a mountaintop would be nice.
    If I could actually watch it as a ghost, yeah definitely, but as is

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    I won't be around to care.
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    Having the authority to do a thing doesn't make it just, moral, or even correct.

  10. #110
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    i want a viking like burial
    If by burial you mean put on a boat and set aflame... I'm with you 100%

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    I'd like whatever usable organs I have to go towards transplant/research and the rest I want cremated and put into one of those seed pots as well. I want to be a big ol' tree in a forest somewhere

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    I want to be buried intact at the graveyard where my grandparents are buried.

    While ultimately pointless I don't like the thought of my organs being harvested even if it may help people who aren't dead.

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