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    This is why I love my state, things like this. That headline had me laughing so hard people are looking at me funny.
    Proud Troll player.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade View Post
    what, this happened in Florida?! color me surprised.
    Your from NY, Pahlease

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ornerybear View Post
    florida, no surprise there. i'm a little surprised that after killing him, he didn't then try to eat him
    only do that to Yanks!

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    I've fallen into this probably awful habit of reading 'Florida' 'Flordia man' 'Florida Resident' news as if its like, comedy

    Who reads the title of this thread and takes this seriously?

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    Florida Man strikes again
    The proper waifu is a wholesome supplement for one's intrinsic need for belonging and purpose.

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    Sounds like africa/middle east or something where they still kill people for witchcraft and other nonsense shit. Crazy Florida people

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    Quote Originally Posted by lightofdawn View Post
    This week on the "Whacky Adventures of Florida Man!"

    *cue old style cartoon transition
    Actually the correct way these days is..

    PREVIOUSLY, ON THE WHACKY ADVENTURES OF FLORIDA MAN...

    *cue flashback montage of previous three episodes...

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    Should've magicked up a power word: bullet shield.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aucald View Post
    Having the authority to do a thing doesn't make it just, moral, or even correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    a cross-dressing vodou priest
    So the truth to how David Bowie died comes to pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Succubus Male View Post
    >cross-dressing vodou priest

    Troll be making very poor traps mon
    You have a disgusting name.

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    "He walked to a nearby gas station, bought Black & Mild cigarettes and called 911 to report the shooting.
    Francois was booked into jail, but not before Miami-Dade homicide detectives bought him a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich, fries and an orange soda."

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    I should move to Florida it sounds like such a colorful and exciting place to live.

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