Smartphones in the bathroom

[MasterHamster]

Um, no? It takes me about 15 seconds to poop. What would I do with 15 seconds?

Google why you've got constant diharrea perhaps?

[jackofwind]

Um, no? It takes me about 15 seconds to poop. What would I do with 15 seconds?

You're firing that shit out much faster than most people

[zenkai]

Hate to break it to you, but that fecal bacteria is already on your phone.

Don't believe me? Go test it.

its on your toothbrush too, also I don't know what the big deal is, its not like when you go to the bathroom you are peeing and crapping on your hands, I keep my junk clean so I don't worry about it.

[ellieg]

Um, no? It takes me about 15 seconds to poop. What would I do with 15 seconds?

That's actually really impressive. Is it solid and just 1 or 2 logs? Whats your diet like?

[zenkai]

That's actually really impressive. Is it solid and just 1 or 2 logs? Whats your diet like?

Probably water and laxitives

[DJ117]

iPhone or iPad, I bring either. Sometimes a newspaper. The toilet is the last bastion of Men.

[the game]

Um, no? It takes me about 15 seconds to poop. What would I do with 15 seconds?

You may want to consult a doctor about that

[Deadite]

They invented smartphones so you could watch fail videos on youtube while you are having a shit.

[zenkai]

Wouldn't even consider taking my phone to the toilet, I rather read magazines instead (yes, paper still exists!)

Because I don't keep magazines on hand, even at work

[ellieg]

Probably water and laxitives

Probably lol. Not to get too graphic but there was a short time in my life where I was doing everything right and I could go to the toilet, sit down, it would slide out with minimal effort, id wipe once, it was clean, I was good to go. The trick is (if you eat well enough) you shouldn't have to engage your abdominals at all. Use minimal effort and you will be required to wipe way less.

[Belize]

Damn, you guys have this pooping thing down to a science.

[Claborn]

People with bacteria phobias are funny because you can't escape them, and your body needs them. When you come in contact with new bacteria, that's like an anti-virus update for your immune system. it gets to learn how it works and ways to fight it. If you limit your contact with bacteria on an OCD level, you'll get sick and die from something the rest of us cured in our sleep.

But on topic, hell yeah I bring my phone in the bathroom, that's productivity! What else is there to do while just s(h)itting there?

[jackofwind]

Probably lol. Not to get too graphic but there was a short time in my life where I was doing everything right and I could go to the toilet, sit down, it would slide out with minimal effort, id wipe once, it was clean, I was good to go. The trick is (if you eat well enough) you shouldn't have to engage your abdominals at all. Use minimal effort and you will be required to wipe way less.

Alternately, just eat a jar of cocktail onions every few days.

[ellieg]

People with bacteria phobias are funny because you can't escape them, and your body needs them. When you come in contact with new bacteria, that's like an anti-virus update for your immune system. it gets to learn how it works and ways to fight it. If you limit your contact with bacteria on an OCD level, you'll get sick and die from something the rest of us cured in our sleep.

But on topic, hell yeah I bring my phone in the bathroom, that's productivity! What else is there to do while just s(h)itting there?

Exactly. Get exposed to it now while youre immune system is healthy. Don't wait til youre 80. Also its something like for every 1 human cell in your body, you have 10 bacteria.

[Orlong]

Are you a big guy? How often do you shit? I shit 2-3 times a day. I couldn't imagine showering that much.

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Public bathrooms are the best. Never got why people hate them. Wipe them with a piece of toilet paper and ur fine. I always think of it as an adventure to shit in new places.

I usually go once a day, after I get home from work. I shower 3 times a day. Morning, after I shit and before bed

[Archon14]

I shower 3 times a day.

What? Sounds like overkill to me.

[jackofwind]

I usually go once a day, after I get home from work. I shower 3 times a day. Morning, after I shit and before bed

That can actually be really bad for you. Excessive and obsessive cleanliness like that is unhealthy, not to mention how much it fucks over your skin and your hair.

[the game]

I usually go once a day, after I get home from work. I shower 3 times a day. Morning, after I shit and before bed

No wonder this world is in a water crisis...

[Deleted]

Yes, I tend to browse Facebook (honestly, it's pretty much the only time I do open Facebook) and maybe click on an interesting article or two.

I don't like watching videos because the screen is too small.

[ellieg]

I usually go once a day, after I get home from work. I shower 3 times a day. Morning, after I shit and before bed

How is your skin? Showering that much isn't good for it. I hope you take room temperature showers.