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    Would you eat this entire dish for 750,000 dollars after taxes?

    You win a million dollars. This is -so- nasty that I'm going to spare you the sight of looking at it but will provide a link for those daring to look.
    Would you eat this dish for a million dollars, getting 750,000 after taxes? You must eat this dish under two hours with no beverage and not on an empty stomach.
    You MUST eat this raw, they're still full of juices and covered in Surströmming juices.





    They're giant african raw cockroaches full of cockroach guts, organs and drenched in Surströmming juice.


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    This cooked, not raw? Do you eat the shells or just suck out the meat?

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    Nope.

    Nopenopenopenopenopenope.

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    What is that, locusts? I guess so, that's a lot of money. Loads of people eat locusts.

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    Africans will eat it for free.

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    Probably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratyrel View Post
    What is that, locusts? I guess so, that's a lot of money. Loads of people eat locusts.
    Those are roaches.

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    Don't see why not... bugs are no nastier to eat then most other proteins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratyrel View Post
    What is that, locusts? I guess so, that's a lot of money. Loads of people eat locusts.
    They're giant african swollen cockroaches
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    I wouldn't eat them for novelty or if I am hungry.

    I will eat it for 750k though, but then, there isn't much I won't do for 750k.

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    Nope, not unless I need the money which I don't, that looks disgusting. Just My Opinion I think you should take off a zero or two, mostly because the same people that do it for $750.000 would do it for $7.500.
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    For 750k? Gimme.
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    Actually they look like giant water bugs, you can tell by the eyes, I know they are quite popular in many of the Asian countries, for 750k, I'd probably do it. At some point western civilization is going to have to embrace eating insects. I was honestly expecting cow eyeballs or bull testicles with the "gross" warning.

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    Wait, there are people that wouldn't eat these for like $100?
    These questions are always dumb. "Do you want to do something icky once for enough money to be set for the forseeable future? xDDDDD"
    Yes, of coarse you dolt.

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    I mean, as long as they aren't alive. That is a metric fucktonne of money
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    Sure, they're not much different in theory than prawns, which are like sea roaches.

    Not allowing a beverage is pretty brutal though - have you ever had a fried roach? They get super gummy and dry after a couple.

    You should at least allow one tall glass of water to drink with the plate, otherwise no one would be able to make enough saliva to get that down without choking. Have you ever stuck a spoon of cocoa powder in your mouth? after 4 or 5 roaches it's like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Phayde View Post
    Actually they look like giant water bugs, you can tell by the eyes, I know they are quite popular in many of the Asian countries, for 750k, I'd probably do it. At some point western civilization is going to have to embrace eating insects.
    Im about to throw up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackofwind View Post
    Sure, they're not much different in theory than prawns, which are like sea roaches.

    Not allowing a beverage is pretty brutal though - have you ever had a fried roach? They get super gummy and dry after a couple.

    You should at least allow one tall glass of water to drink with the plate, otherwise no one would be able to make enough saliva to get that down without choking. Have you ever stuck a spoon of cocoa powder in your mouth? after 4 or 5 roaches it's like that.
    Oh my god. /vomit
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    Quote Originally Posted by DocHibb View Post
    I mean, as long as they aren't alive. That is a metric fucktonne of money
    I would eat them alive and screaming if they were hissing cockroaches for a fraction of what OPs asking for dead ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    Nope, not unless I need the money which I don't, that looks disgusting. Just My Opinion I think you should take off a zero or two, mostly because the same people that do it for $750.000 would do it for $7.500.
    For 3/4 of a million I'd try. For $7,500 I would not.

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    I would not be able to eat that for a billion dollars.

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