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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Henry Cavill as Superman. I'd definitely try to seduce him afterwards.

    Too busy fighting batman now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    I'd definitely try to seduce him afterwards.

    John Travolta looks young these days

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    I would say One Punch Man, but his talent is... He One Punches People. Nothing more. He's fucked up in a hostage situation, because he sucks at social skills. Saitama can't dialogue to save his life.

    Superman would be a better choice, because he's powerful and Batman would tell him how to save me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BotFen View Post
    I would say One Punch Man, but his talent is... He One Punches People. Nothing more. He's fucked up in a hostage situation, because he sucks at social skills. Saitama can't dialogue to save his life.

    Superman would be a better choice, because he's powerful and Batman would tell him how to save me.
    guys like saitama, goku, and superman are all so fast they could kill the guys before they could kill you. hell superman and goku(not sure about saitama) are so fast they could put their hand between your head and the gun barrel after the guy pulls the trigger, and stop the bullet from hitting you.

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    Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman.

    "when i'm around you i'm like a level 5 metapod. all i can do is harden!"

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    This image requires no explanation.


    Actually! I have one explanation: I can play vidyagames with him afterwards!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seiko Sora View Post
    Supergirl, Wonder Woman or She Hulk because reasons
    Buckets of reasons.

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    I would want Speedy cause she's hot.
    when all else fails, read the STICKIES.

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    Goku since he's the most powerful superhero.

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    A hot female one. Wonder Woman would work quite nicely there, I think.
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  11. #51
    Quote Originally Posted by slayer1919 View Post
    Goku since he's the most powerful superhero.
    Ahem.

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    "In today’s America, conservatives who actually want to conserve are as rare as liberals who actually want to liberate. The once-significant language of an earlier era has had the meaning sucked right out of it, the better to serve as camouflage for a kleptocratic feeding frenzy in which both establishment parties participate with equal abandon" (Taking a break from the criminal, incompetent liars at the NSA, to bring you the above political observation, from The Archdruid Report.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ringpriest View Post
    Remember watching I Dream of Jeannie with my parents as a kid lol. As for the topic, I'd have to go with Shadowcat. If the topic was kidnapped by a villain, it'd have to be Poison Ivy.

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    Al Bundy cause Ed O'neil was my hero.

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    The Doctor. He could just go back in time to before I was kidnapped.

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    Because he was my superhero from the SW prequels and he is a bad ass sith lord.
    He's not super, not a hero, and isn't from TV.

    And he'd probably just kill you.
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    Look Batman really isn't an accurate source by any means
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    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

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    Niklaus Mikaelson, because well, he's a god damn hybrid and is quite indestructible now that the white oak stake is gone.

  17. #57
    Quote Originally Posted by Housebroken View Post
    The Flash, he could just speed in really fast, grab me, and speed out really fast.
    Yeah, pick a more OP Super Hero. Fuck the Flash, he is an OP bitch... Um... Sense the OP, Mall Troll, picked Darth Maul. I pick Grom Hellscream, he is animated, and appeared on DirectTV during the last two Blizzcons.

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    I'd pick Spider-Man and then intentionally get killed by my kidnappers.

    The amount of guilt Peter Parker holds already over the people he thinks he has let down is almost immeasurable. The sadness he carries is enough to make one lose faith in their own life. Being tasked to save me and then failing yet again to save someone he cares about would literally crush him.

    That's what you get for making terrible movies. Sorry, Spidey.
    "I'm not stuck in the trench, I'm maintaining my rating."

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    Yeah, pick a more OP Super Hero. Fuck the Flash, he is an OP bitch... Um... Sense the OP, Mall Troll, picked Darth Maul. I pick Grom Hellscream, he is animated, and appeared on DirectTV during the last two Blizzcons.
    The Flash no longer does snatch and grab rescues due to thankless fucks suing him for whiplash.

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    Why risk it? Just pick Superman.

    Me: oh, the plane is about to crash, there is a nuke on board with 3 seconds, its on fire, Russians are launching missiles, Godzilla is back, and there is a catastrophic hurricane and tidal wave about to crash into mainland...Oh look. All gone! Thanks superman.

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