I would say One Punch Man, but his talent is... He One Punches People. Nothing more. He's fucked up in a hostage situation, because he sucks at social skills. Saitama can't dialogue to save his life.
Superman would be a better choice, because he's powerful and Batman would tell him how to save me.
guys like saitama, goku, and superman are all so fast they could kill the guys before they could kill you. hell superman and goku(not sure about saitama) are so fast they could put their hand between your head and the gun barrel after the guy pulls the trigger, and stop the bullet from hitting you.
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Actually! I have one explanation: I can play vidyagames with him afterwards!
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I would want Speedy cause she's hot.
when all else fails, read the STICKIES.
A hot female one. Wonder Woman would work quite nicely there, I think.
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"In today’s America, conservatives who actually want to conserve are as rare as liberals who actually want to liberate. The once-significant language of an earlier era has had the meaning sucked right out of it, the better to serve as camouflage for a kleptocratic feeding frenzy in which both establishment parties participate with equal abandon" (Taking a break from the criminal, incompetent liars at the NSA, to bring you the above political observation, from The Archdruid Report.)
Niklaus Mikaelson, because well, he's a god damn hybrid and is quite indestructible now that the white oak stake is gone.
I'd pick Spider-Man and then intentionally get killed by my kidnappers.
The amount of guilt Peter Parker holds already over the people he thinks he has let down is almost immeasurable. The sadness he carries is enough to make one lose faith in their own life. Being tasked to save me and then failing yet again to save someone he cares about would literally crush him.
That's what you get for making terrible movies. Sorry, Spidey.
"I'm not stuck in the trench, I'm maintaining my rating."
Why risk it? Just pick Superman.
Me: oh, the plane is about to crash, there is a nuke on board with 3 seconds, its on fire, Russians are launching missiles, Godzilla is back, and there is a catastrophic hurricane and tidal wave about to crash into mainland...Oh look. All gone! Thanks superman.