Farts

[the game]

Do you hold your farts in when people are around or do you let them loose with no shame?

[Tojara]

Depends if i can shift blame easily. People love to blame minorities, babies, fat people and dogs for rank ass farts, so I'll cut them loose in a crowd of people knowing that I have immunity as a skinny white dude.

I only hold them in when I'm at dinner or in a crowd of people who probably wouldn't find it humorous. Around my dude friends I let them rip like a badge of honor though.

I also make it my duty to save some good farts when boarding an airplane, so I can crop dust first class as I pass by them.

[Independent voter]

I blame pets. They can't defend themselves.

[derpkitteh]

hold it in, obviously. it's embarrassing.

only ever slipped up once, thankfully.

[Deleted]

slowly let them out and then blame the others

[Deleted]

Depends if i can shift blame easily.

Why would you blame me?

I do it all the time, but only around the house. So does my girlfriend.
Yeah ive been in a relationship for thát long.

[Sierra85]

i do not hold them in. i heard that that is why some people spontaneously combust because they hold it in too long and then they go up in a inferno ball of fart fire.

[hellinter201]

Depends. If I'm moving or doing something, I'll hold them cause I don't have coordination to precision tight my asshole if I'm moving.

If I'm idle, I'll release them on a controlled manner, so no one can hear it. After the deed is done, I walk away and leave my odor mark behind.

[DocHibb]

Anyone is fair game. I'm a cashier and if I have to let one loose, I do. Sometimes it sucks because I'm stuck in a small square and surrounded by a lot of people. Babies in the general vicinity are especially nice because people will blame the baby for shitting themselves as opposed to the well groomed, fully grown man! lol

[Deleted]

Last week I was in this really crowded tram. Standing up near the backdoor. And felt a fart coming up. My 1st intent was to hold it in but then I figured...this is a really crowded tram, no one can pin point who did so...just for the lols...I let it out. This young woman instantly covered her mouth and mouse with her scarf giving while turning her head away and giving an annoyed look to no one in particular.

A huge smile got on my face and I had to turn my ahead away from anyone who may have seen me.

[Nanaboostme]

[Mechazod]

I do it like a smoke screen when I am moving, like in the arcade game Rally-X.

[Daedius]

only ever slipped up once, thankfully.

You disgust me...

[Fugus]

When with friends, own my fart with pride.

When in public, stroll through a crowd letting it out silently and watching them trying to remain polite while scanning around trying to figure out which one of these people smells like something crawled up in them and died.

[Rudkobing]

I just osmosis.

[Deleted]

Hold it in, let it cuddle the inside of my guts for a while, then quietly let is drop somewhere where it can cause the most revulsion.

[lonely zergling]

When alone / with friends / girlfriend I let them out as loud as possible.

When in public I let them out silent, doesn't work everytime though .

No one should be ashamed of body functions. It's nature!

[Nanaboostme]

I try not to because it makes my underwear moist

[XDurionX]

When alone / with friends / girlfriend I let them out as loud as possible.

When in public I let them out silent, doesn't work everytime though .

No one should be ashamed of body functions. It's nature!

This. I fart all the time, and it´s glorious.

[slime]

I love it when Peter sticks meg's head in his ass and farts... always gets a chuckle out of me.