Saudi Man Faces 1,000 Lashes for Having Sex With Vacuum Cleaner

[Deleted]

So this happened

Riyadh | Saudi police officers in the district of Al-Mansuriyya in the branch municipality of Al-Shifa have arrested a man accused of having sex with his vacuum cleaner, reports the Riyadh Daily.

The man was caught in full action by his wife of 17 years before she reported her husband to authorities.

“After 17 years of loyalty, this is how this miscreant treats me,” she told local reporters. “I feel used, I feel dirty,” she added.

I don't even know what to say.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/saud...acuum-cleaner/

[Socialhealer]

money = power.

if only money = common fucking sense.

[breadisfunny]

what brand of vacuum was it?

[Malachi256]

I'd think feeling like you've got to do it with a vacuum would be punishment enough.

[Techno-Druid]

Can we just put an embargo on Saudi Arabia? At this point it's just getting silly, most Islamic/Arab countries are at least trying to evolve, but Saudi gets the human rights pass because it's rich... Ridiculous

[Haizer]

Should have been the first video on everyones mind.

[breadisfunny]

Can we just put an embargo on Saudi Arabia? At this point it's just getting silly, most Islamic/Arab countries are at least trying to evolve, but Saudi gets the human rights pass because it's rich... Ridiculous

they hold 2/3 of the world's oil i think it is. so no we can't unless you want the prices to skyrocket. you thought 4.00$ a gallon was expensive wait till you hit 9.00$ or 10$ a gallon

[Eviscero]

what brand of vacuum was it?

A dirt devil obviously.

[breadisfunny]

A dirt devil obviously.

then he deserves it for doing it with an inferior vacuum brand.

[Kellhound]

Well that just sucks!

[Techno-Druid]

they hold 2/3 of the world's oil i think it is. so no we can't unless you want the prices to skyrocket. you thought 4.00$ a gallon was expensive wait till you hit 9.00$ or 10$ a gallon

I do think we as a country needs to wean off oil, it's pretty much a drug at this point for countries.

[Aeula]

Let's get it right people, he raped that poor Vacuum cleaner.

Clearly it was too traumatised to give consent.

[mizeri]

so are you guys mad cause he masterbated or that he is getting 1000 lashes for masterbating, because you know people in the west dont do weird shit at all

[Lightwysh]

Is it a standard household vacuum? Cause I'm pretty sure those hoses are pretty small, or at least too small to put your dick into.

[zenkai]

They take a spouses word as proof?

[GennGreymane]

They take a spouses word as proof?

And the contents of the vacuum I am sure.

[Silver Forte]

Some spouses ask their SO's to make sure the door is locked before they look at porn. Imagine how different our cultures are if over there sticking your dick in a vacuum cleaner is tantamount to full on cheating and a man's wife is MORE than willing to report him to the authorities so that he can be fucking lashed a thousand times over it.

[Ralikon]

eh but fuck freedom right

[Deleted]

I don't even know what to say.

but you know what to do!!!

a thread on MMOC of course!! people will have things to say, that's for sure.... and everybody knows what.

[enragedgorilla]

A dirt devil obviously.

I was thinking Black and Decker Marriage Wrecker.