Obese pupils 'less safe crossing the road'

[xChurch]

What's up with Tennisace always shaming people? Is it so hard to just let people be how they want?

[dextersmith]

What term should I use?

Behemoths.

[Sliske]

Most of the kids i've managed to run over have been fat - they're easier targets for sure. So can't argue with the study tbh.

[Socialhealer]

oh fatties, such a source of entertainment.

[klogaroth]

Most of the kids i've managed to run over have been fat - they're easier targets for sure. So can't argue with the study tbh.

Do you get the same amount of points as for a skinny kid? Is there a kill streak bonus?

[Mistame]

Do you get the same amount of points as for a skinny kid? Is there a kill streak bonus?

Fat kids bounce off. Skinny kids leave dents. :/

[klogaroth]

These kids better look both ways before they cross the street......




Do they still have green blood or can they have proper red blood these days?

[Sliske]

Do you get the same amount of points as for a skinny kid? Is there a kill streak bonus?

They all award the same points - the fun is in the kill animations. Fat kids bounce off, skinny kids just explode into dust.

[Super Kami Dende]

I'd say stupidity is a leading cause of unsafe crossing.

Though how do cars miss such big targets.

[TheGreatestWaffle]

Over the years Tennisace has transformed from a source of irritation into a source of entertainment. Thank you for this.

this was his plan all along, to bring expectations and subvert them, truly the purest form of comedy

[Torched]

The fuck is "Obese pupils"?, why have I never heard of this before.

[Torched]

A pupil is a student.

AAAhh now it makes sense, why the hell did they not just say "Obese students"

[klogaroth]

AAAhh now it makes sense, why the hell did they not just say "Obese students"

Depending on where you are pupils would normally mean school children and students would imply that they are in further education.

[breadisfunny]

What term should I use?

plump,rotund,pleasantly stuffed, plus sized, curvy, stuffed, fat, huge, humongous. enormous, gigantic,giant, draenei,blimps.

[Putin-Chan]

Does literally everything have to be sexist/racist/sizeist/whatever-ist Tennisace?

[xChurch]

Does literally everything have to be sexist/racist/sizeist/whatever-ist Tennisace?

Seems mostly just perceived misogyny and fatties he has a grudge against.

[Putin-Chan]

What term should I use?

Well, it's no moon.

I'd go with Fun-Size Spherical Space Stations.

[Luxxor]

The fat shaming in this thread is shamef...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA