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    Warcraft film: action film for 12 year olds confirmed.

    Well that's the last shred of hope gone for me. The new ad has put the nail in the coffin. This film is going to be a fucking film for 12 year olds. Listen to the music, the formulaic "comedy". Every beat in the new ad trailer is so god damn predictable. It's all just a cynical attempt to pull in more subs for WoW. This is a family friendly film about orcs versus humans and you can tell how little substance it's going to have. It's so god damn cringe-worthy. Where is the Warcraft feeling? What is with the damn generic action music? It's the most generic, vanilla, bland attempt I've ever seen. If I was going to make a trailer I'd start it off slow and atmospheric, with building music that actually pays homage to Warcraft/WoW tracks.

    Fuck it.

    Anyone who still thinks this is going to be good is delusional or is just some 12 year old kid who wants to see some orcs beat up on humans and listen to abysmal one liners for over an hour.

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    oh look, another "i hate it, if someone disagrees he is an idiot" thread.
    how original.


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    Ah, you mean just like the game?

    Why are you so grumpy?

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    "Here is what I think a movie will be about, and if you don't agree with me then go fuck yourself". It's ironic that you talk about how childish something is, while coming off like a child having a temper tantrum.

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    see you in cinema,buddy.

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    Well, considering WoW is rated Teens and the film is going to be PG13... so... no shit sherlock ?

    Pretty pathetic to cry about it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Judging by the trailers, I never got the notion that it was marketed for 12 years olds. Not every movie will appeal to everyone, so just don't watch it.
    Are you serious? Look at this newest short ad trailer and tell me it's not for kiddies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordSarumantheWise View Post
    Well that's the last shred of hope gone for me. The new ad has put the nail in the coffin. This film is going to be a fucking film for 12 year olds. Listen to the music, the formulaic "comedy". Every beat in the new ad trailer is so god damn predictable. It's all just a cynical attempt to pull in more subs for WoW. This is a family friendly film about orcs versus humans and you can tell how little substance it's going to have. It's so god damn cringe-worthy. Where is the Warcraft feeling? What is with the damn generic action music? It's the most generic, vanilla, bland attempt I've ever seen. If I was going to make a trailer I'd start it off slow and atmospheric, with building music that actually pays homage to Warcraft/WoW tracks.

    Fuck it.

    Anyone who still thinks this is going to be good is delusional or is just some 12 year old kid who wants to see some orcs beat up on humans and listen to abysmal one liners for over an hour.
    But, you will still watch it.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordSarumantheWise View Post
    Well that's the last shred of hope gone for me. The new ad has put the nail in the coffin. This film is going to be a fucking film for 12 year olds. Listen to the music, the formulaic "comedy". Every beat in the new ad trailer is so god damn predictable. It's all just a cynical attempt to pull in more subs for WoW. This is a family friendly film about orcs versus humans and you can tell how little substance it's going to have. It's so god damn cringe-worthy. Where is the Warcraft feeling? What is with the damn generic action music? It's the most generic, vanilla, bland attempt I've ever seen. If I was going to make a trailer I'd start it off slow and atmospheric, with building music that actually pays homage to Warcraft/WoW tracks.

    Fuck it.

    Anyone who still thinks this is going to be good is delusional or is just some 12 year old kid who wants to see some orcs beat up on humans and listen to abysmal one liners for over an hour.
    Sounds like it will be perfect for you then.

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    The reason I'm pissed off is because Duncan Jones said from the start it'd be like Gladiator. Is it fuck. That hope is long gone now. What a blatant lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by What is wrong with you View Post
    "Here is what I think a movie will be about, and if you don't agree with me then go fuck yourself". It's ironic that you talk about how childish something is, while coming off like a child having a temper tantrum.
    My thoughts exactly. If you don't like the movie that's fine, if you think it's childish that's fine, but it might actually suit you based on your post. Either way, I never got that vibe from any of the ads so far.

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    Don't go see it then. I don't like look of it but do I need to tell people who want to see it not to or that it will be bad? Nope because it's my opinion.

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    So, if you don't like it, don't watch it?

    Or is this the main focus of your life or something?

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    And here I thought it was super cool. Guess I'm twelve then.

    Guess debates aren't your strongest skill OP. : p

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordSarumantheWise View Post
    Well that's the last shred of hope gone for me. The new ad has put the nail in the coffin. This film is going to be a fucking film for 12 year olds. Listen to the music, the formulaic "comedy". Every beat in the new ad trailer is so god damn predictable. It's all just a cynical attempt to pull in more subs for WoW. This is a family friendly film about orcs versus humans and you can tell how little substance it's going to have. It's so god damn cringe-worthy. Where is the Warcraft feeling? What is with the damn generic action music? It's the most generic, vanilla, bland attempt I've ever seen. If I was going to make a trailer I'd start it off slow and atmospheric, with building music that actually pays homage to Warcraft/WoW tracks.

    Fuck it.

    Anyone who still thinks this is going to be good is delusional or is just some 12 year old kid who wants to see some orcs beat up on humans and listen to abysmal one liners for over an hour.
    Look at your avatar then go look up the ratings those films are. If that isn't enough go yell in a mirror for awhile since you are clearly the fan of something just like what you are describing.
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    The things i dont like about the movie is that the gear/armour they wear looks so plastic, clothes to clean and unused/fake. flags/banners-same thing. houses looks fake to. well havent seen the movie yet so just have to wait and see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LanokirX View Post
    And here I thought it was super cool. Guess I'm twelve then.

    Guess debates aren't your strongest skill OP. : p
    Ofc you like the film. Your avatar and the use of "super cool" says a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordSarumantheWise View Post
    Ofc you like the film. Your avatar and the use of "super cool" says a lot.
    And what is wrong with someone who likes it? Tbh people who have to preach how bad it is are shallow people imo.

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    Duncan himself said that the film was aimed at a 12+ audience but he also stated that theres "alot" you can get away with in a 12+ film, so who knows, the tone might be more mature than one thinks, however, since alot of us know Warcraft 1's story, this is obviously a dramatic retelling of said storyline with a completley new focus on new players and new canon.

    To be fair to blizzard, Warcraft 1 is one of the few areas that remaking it with a completley new storyline isnt necessarily a bad thing, it was fairly bog standard and had alot of now retconned lore itself which frankly its not surpising they are changing things to make it fit in better.

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