I shouldn't be White. Every time I look in the mirror I see a Black guy. When I was growing up I excelled in basketball and made the Varsity team my 9th grade year. My favorite food is soul food: Collard greens, mac & cheese, fried pork chops, and even Chitlins are my favorites. The only music I enjoyed was Rap. Lets face it the 90s were awesome for Rap music. Hell I knew more about Rap than my Black friends. I drove a car with a loud ass stereo and nice rims and I can dance. Theres no way I should be white because inside I know I am really black. So starting tomorrow Im putting on Black Face so my outside matches my inside. After I put on my black face I will head down to the DMV and have them change my race from white to black which makes it official. I know at first it will be hard but I know all about the hardships that my people have endured over the years. People will call me "Brave" and a "Hero" and others who are like me will look up to me.
I mean if Dudes can throw on some panties and a dress and all of a sudden they are now women then why the hell cant I throw on some black face and become Black? Thats how it works right?