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    Tiger Found in Suburban Houston

    As many of you know by now, in Legion, many hunters will lose their pets. What you don't know, is that releasing your pet could have consequences.

    Adorable consequences.

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/22/us/tig...ton/index.html

    Enjoy your Friday, everyone.

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    Conroe is more than an hour drive from downtown Houston, just FYI.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    This story is grrrreeeaaat.

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    I find the part of the article funny where the cops thought it was just a cat.

    Can you imagine being in that cop car?

    "Oh shit, it really is a tiger!"

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    Now, what ridiculous gnome hunter let go of that pet?

    It's always gnomes, people. Always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Conroe is more than an hour drive from downtown Houston, just FYI.
    I've had someone try to tell me Katy is downtown Houston shm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    I've had someone try to tell me Katy is downtown Houston shm...
    I think Conroe is even farther than Katy. Everything outside the Loop bleeds together as "where I don't want to go."
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckSparkles View Post
    I find the part of the article funny where the cops thought it was just a cat.

    Can you imagine being in that cop car?

    "Oh shit, it really is a tiger!"
    Yea, best part of the story haha.

    Quote Originally Posted by Darsithis View Post
    Now, what ridiculous gnome hunter let go of that pet?

    It's always gnomes, people. Always.
    It's because of gnomes that we can't have nice things.

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    "When it started running toward me and it jumped on me and started licking me in the face, I started playing with it and petting it and everything,"
    Pretty lucky it was such a young Tiger, and female. If it were a couple of years older that guy could have ended up in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Netherspark View Post
    Pretty lucky it was such a young Tiger, and female. If it were a couple of years older that guy could have ended up in pieces.
    Don't think tigers attack prey the size of elephants.

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    "When it started running toward me and it jumped on me and started licking me in the face, I started playing with it and petting it and everything," Gessner said.

    Stuff like this never happens to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Conroe is more than an hour drive from downtown Houston, just FYI.
    Well, EVERYthing is bigger in Texas, so 1 hour is in the back yard, right? =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by abracmike View Post
    Well, EVERYthing is bigger in Texas, so 1 hour is in the back yard, right? =)
    Kinda true, actually.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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