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    Someone explain dog owners/lovers

    everyday and night I wan't to kill an owner. Why do owners drag and jerk their dogs off a very interesting pole? Don't dogs love smelling stuff when they are be walked?

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    No reason to do any killing jay.

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    yeah i won't kill, just bugs me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    everyday and night I wan't to kill an owner. Why do owners drag and jerk their dogs off a very interesting pole? Don't dogs love smelling stuff when they are be walked?
    What if your dog contacted something?

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    everyday and night I wan't to kill an owner.
    You're actually on to something with this hilarious thread of yours; most dog owners should not be dog owners, because they don't know what they're doing, and they're doing it for the complete wrong reasons. They don't deserve the privilege to have a dog. People shouldn't have dogs as "pets". A dog is not a "pet". It's not a object in that sense. Being a "pet" is not a purpose, and all dogs should have that; a purpose. Whether that purpose is to be a working dog, or, to be a respected and loved companion, it's all good, as long as it is a real purpose.

    Now, if you don't see what the difference is between a "pet" and a respected and loved companion, then you're one of the people who should not have a dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydänyö View Post
    Now, if you don't see what the difference is between a "pet" and a respected and loved companion, then you're one of the people who should not have a dog.
    What's your definition of a "pet" and a "respected and loved companion?"

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    Never understood people's utter obsession with dogs. It's kind of disgusting actually. These people should be investing their emotions in their fellow humans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quetzl View Post
    Never understood people's utter obsession with dogs. It's kind of disgusting actually. These people should be investing their emotions in their fellow humans.
    Humans kinda suck though

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    Canadian dog owners jerk their dogs off? What happened to you lot? Is it Trudeau, has he made this a thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GennGreymane View Post
    Humans kinda suck though
    Some of them, not all of them. And if you think that all humans suck - the problem isn't them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    everyday and night I wan't to kill an owner. Why do owners drag and jerk their dogs off a very interesting pole? Don't dogs love smelling stuff when they are be walked?
    YOU insulting my dog?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydänyö View Post
    You're actually on to something with this hilarious thread of yours; most dog owners should not be dog owners, because they don't know what they're doing, and they're doing it for the complete wrong reasons. They don't deserve the privilege to have a dog. People shouldn't have dogs as "pets". A dog is not a "pet". It's not a object in that sense. Being a "pet" is not a purpose, and all dogs should have that; a purpose. Whether that purpose is to be a working dog, or, to be a respected and loved companion, it's all good, as long as it is a real purpose.

    Now, if you don't see what the difference is between a "pet" and a respected and loved companion, then you're one of the people who should not have a dog.
    My dogs definetly fall under the loved companion, nothing like getting home from a long day at work and seeing them come running out of the house all overly excited to see you. Just gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quetzl View Post
    Never understood people's utter obsession with dogs. It's kind of disgusting actually. These people should be investing their emotions in their fellow humans.
    Implying you can't do both?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quetzl View Post
    Never understood people's utter obsession with dogs. It's kind of disgusting actually. These people should be investing their emotions in their fellow humans.
    Given the behaviour of many humans, is it any wonder companionship from somewhere else is so appealing.
    A dog is just pleased to see you in the morning whatever you look like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    everyday and night I wan't to kill an owner. Why do owners drag and jerk their dogs off a very interesting pole? Don't dogs love smelling stuff when they are be walked?
    My dog walks without a leash and doesn't even have a collar, shes very obedient and dislikes other people and animals so she stays right next to me the entire time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quetzl View Post
    Never understood people's utter obsession with dogs. It's kind of disgusting actually. These people should be investing their emotions in their fellow humans.
    Whenever I do that it ends up backfiring, investing time and emotions in other people is a waste. People suck, animals actually have integrity it seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quetzl View Post
    Never understood people's utter obsession with dogs. It's kind of disgusting actually. These people should be investing their emotions in their fellow humans.
    Because when a dog loves you , you dont have to question its motive.

    "The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog." – Unknown

    “I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.” Will Rogers

    "When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama." Mark Twain

    " dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” Josh Billings

    "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain

    "Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." Mark Twain

    “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    Canadian dog owners jerk their dogs off? What happened to you lot? Is it Trudeau, has he made this a thing?
    It wouldnt surprise me if he does. His father was an idiot also.

    People pull their dogs from trees etc because many dogs will stop at every single bush, tree, fire hydrant, mailbox and so on and so on.

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    I don't like or trust people who don't like dogs. They are the worlds first alarm system, dog is mans best friend, period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydänyö View Post
    You're actually on to something with this hilarious thread of yours; most dog owners [...] don't deserve the privilege to have a dog.
    On the one hand, I want to agree because I love dogs and I obviously want them to have the best. I want them to have owners wildly dedicated to them and their needs, I want them to have the best dog foods and better healthcare than me and so many toys they just can't decide what to play with and go crazy trying to pick.

    But on the other hand, I look at the numbers: According to the ASPCA, approximately 1.2 million dogs are euthanized in shelters each year in the United States alone. Suddenly those "bad" owners don't look so bad. All I really want is for a dog to have a loving home, and I don't want to stress too much about things like which foods or how many walks or whether or not an owner is busy and pulls their dog away from an interesting pole.

    There's no dog shortage in the world. Get them homes and worry about the rest later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    everyday and night I wan't to kill an owner. Why do owners drag and jerk their dogs off a very interesting pole? Don't dogs love smelling stuff when they are be walked?
    A dog needs to be obedient, they are on a walk with their master, not the other way around.

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