Ted Cruz Drops out of Presidential Race

[Aeluron Lightsong]

The first time in history there's been sexual tension between a President and his VP?

Am I bad for imagining Trump deciding to quit? That would be hillarious, unrealistic but still funny.

[Deleted]

This is gonna get beatiful when Trump decides to kick out all the latinos. It reminds me how Hitler got elected aswell. Sometimes, the people deserve the governants they get. It will do wonders for the rating agencies when they drop the worth of the USA due to civil unrest. You then go all pay the bill.

[Pangean]

The first time in history there's been sexual tension between a President and his VP?

Is it wrong that I find this disturbing but still laughed?

[Poopymonster]

The first time in history there's been sexual tension between a President and his VP?

Nah, maybe Shrub and Cheney. First time a Dick was running a Bush in the White Hose.

[Dextroden]

This is gonna get beatiful when Trump decides to kick out all the latinos. It reminds me how Hitler got elected aswell. Sometimes, the people deserve the governants they get. It will do wonders for the rating agencies when they drop the worth of the USA due to civil unrest. You then go all pay the bill.

Ah. There's our Godwin for the thread.

[Milchshake]

Don't anyone cry for Carly. She'll still get work as Sarah Jessica Parker's stunt double.

[Hammerfest]

BREAKING: Indiana Republicans have elected Hillary Clinton as the 45th President of the United States of America

[p291u]

This is gonna get beatiful when Trump decides to kick out all the latinos.

I must have missed this, when did he say it?

[vilememory]

I must have missed this, when did he say it?

They are referring to Trump kicking out the illegals, not just the latino illegals but all nationalities of illegals.

[p291u]

They are referring to Trump kicking out the illegals, not just the latino illegals but all nationalities of illegals.

Ah I get it now, he misspelled illegals as latinos.

[Merkava]

This is gonna get beatiful when Trump decides to kick out all the latinos.

I think you're leaving out a few steps. That would be tough to do with Hillary in the oval office.

[araine]

The only conspiracy I believe is Blizzard faking the Overwatch SJW thing to get some free publicity.... and who knows... Ted could be the zodiac killer :P


OT:

The GOP is never going to be the same, they need to reform. They lost their party.

For GOP to become relevant again they have to move very sharply to the left on issues

[p291u]

Hillary in the oval office.

You don't even need to consider fringe scenarios like this. It would be tough to do anyway seeing as how there's no plan to kick out latinos.

[Pangean]

For GOP to become relevant again they have to move very sharply to the left on issues

For the GOP to become relevant again they are going to have to hope they can resurrect Bill Buckley and let him do what he did in the 60's.

[GennGreymane]

For GOP to become relevant again they have to move very sharply to the left on issues

mostly the social ones.... because they lost on every single one.

[Lysah]

BREAKING: Indiana Republicans have elected Hillary Clinton as the 45th President of the United States of America

Are you implying that by choosing Trump they guaranteed a Republican loss in the general? As if Cruz stood a shot in hell of beating HRC?

[Pterodactylus]

"Carly!" didn't last very long...

They brought her in to help with laying people off.

[Milchshake]

For the GOP to become relevant again they are going to have to hope they can resurrect Bill Buckley and let him do what he did in the 60's.

Naw, they've given his job to effete Tory imports from Britain. Hitchens is just lucky he drunk himself to death before seeing the rise of Trump. Somebody better check on Nial Ferguson to see if he's ok.

[Merkava]

You don't even need to consider fringe scenarios like this. It would be tough to do anyway seeing as how there's no plan to kick out latinos.

I was pointing out that Trump won't get anywhere near the White House, that's all.

[r3gul8r]

It's going to be a landslide VICTORY for Trump this November!