would you want to be Trump for a day ?

[Rooflesstoofless]

@ the people saying no. What are you guys idiots? Id bang his wife then transfer 100 million to my bank account.

It would really suck if Trump has impotence.

[Mukor]

Sure his wife is hot. Just bang her while making politicians, sheeple, and foreigners who live off American aid mad.

[Vurdah]

And since Master of Coins was questioning whether Trump is educated, your relevant comment isn't really all that relevant.

I'm just putting it out there that just because he has a decent formal education does not mean that he is an intelligent person. So just because he has and education doesn't mean he knows wtf he's talking about half the time. Which is true in Trumps case most of the time. He's completely ignorant about a lot of stuff but will go on like he's right no matter what. Or just act like a child and start name calling.

He's qualified for two things. Reality TV and failing business ventures.

[scaphism]

yup and id have my lawyers draft up a contract to hire my true self as a consultant contract states I dont have to do anything but get 10 million dollars a year on my birthday. the contract is for 200 years and transferable up to 3 times to separate heirs. so i wouldn't be messing with his money directly but it would be an after effect.

[Deleted]

Only if I could "borrow" some of hes money.. but since you said I cant, then um actually maybe:P Id endorse a company that belongs to the real me or negotiate a very lucrative deal with the real myself thats legally binding. Or just make a video where I dance around in underwear wearing clown make up and make faces, then send it to myself.. and then um, offer to sell it to him for a bit of change

[Bapestar]

Fuck no, he is so fat.

[Dys]

Sure. I would spend the entire day taking image/life destroying selfies and forwarding them to my real self.

The real fun begins after the day is over.

[Dsonsion]

No one but himself could fill such a great man's pants or comb such a great man's mane. I believe I wouldn't have it as bad as others though, because I'm used to having tiny hands.

[Mihalik]

No... That's actually a disgusting thought... >.<

But....You could finally have sex with your daughter!

[Lady Dragonheart]

But....You could finally have sex with your daughter!

*Shrugs* Still eww...