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    Scariest thing that has ever happened to you before?

    I was a kid, sitting at home on the computer playing City of Heroes, watching fairly oddparents when suddenly I hear a dark, low-pitched, malicious voice say "Hey!" coming from my closet. I look at the TV thinking it was the TV when Timmy Turner is talking to Cosmo and Wanda only and then I look back in the direction of my closet when the voice then laughs. I haul ass, after falling out of my chair, and run into my mothers room screaming. The voice boomed louder and louder, I don't even know if my mom could've heard it as she looked angry with me for scaring her to death while looking in the direction of my room.
    "You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation."

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    When i was a kid, there was this, huge thunderstorm.

    And it wasn't the normal kind of lightning or what not. It was louder than normal. The sound of the thunder echoed so loudly, i remember it vividly, because when i looked to the skies, i saw it covered. The entire thing.

    Amongst the clouds, i could see purple Lightning angrily jolt itself across the sky. And then it came.

    In one, extreme flash, the skies lit up, as all the jolts of lightning, gathered into one, and struck down into the ground.

    It was in that moment, i knew ; I am nothing compared to the wrath of this planet.

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    In the army a fellow soldier almost shot me by accident. The bullets (note plural!) hit like 10cm from my feet.
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Almost slid off a really steep mountain, managed to stop 2 meters from the cliff (after which was just straight down to sharp rocks some ~100 meters below), and before I can collect myself I see my friend sliding past me, lunge to grab his leg, feel it rip from my hands, and in what later seems like really slow motion think that he's going to die and there's nothing I can do. He stopped by himself right on the edge on the cliff.

    Not the same kind of scary, but definitely the most scared I've been.

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    Was in a really bad car accident once, not much gets scarier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radaney View Post
    Was in a really bad car accident once, not much gets scarier.
    A car accident with an ISIS terrorist mind controlled by alien bdsm rapist practicing black magic. In a storm.

    During night.

    Alone.

    On an island.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Having Colorado's newest tourist attraction fall out of the sky not even 1,000 feet from where I was standing.
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    Being chased by 6 Refugees for skating past them in a miniskirt.
    Followed me like 3 Blocks before I entered a friends garden
    Was about 8pm

    Scared me shitless...

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    When I was a kid my brother thought its funny to dress like a burglar (face covered, with knife in one hand) and storm into my room (the door was behind me and I was distracted). Biggest scare of my life. Today I would instantly attack the person but as a kid I was stunned..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    A car accident with an ISIS terrorist mind controlled by alien bdsm rapist practicing black magic. In a storm.

    During night.

    Alone.

    On an island.
    Touché sir.

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    When I was a kid I had pins in my hips due to a medical problem caused by my cancer treatment. When I was eight or nine I was playing around with a friend or something and one of the pins became dislodged and shot out of my hip... The outward facing end of it was flat though so it didn't pierce my skin. But it felt like I was being stabbed in my hip and there was this huge tent shaped bulge several inches long coming off the side of my leg under my skin. Was really terrifying because I was young and every movement felt like I was being stabbed. I had to chill in a hospital bed for like two days with it while they consulted with my orthopedic surgeon about what to do.

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    While sky diving, first shoot fails to deploy. Auxiliary shoot then failed to deploy. I fell some 3000 feet thinking I was goner before chute finally pulled out.

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    Probably the time someone tried to suddenly lane change into my lane at 70 mph. The back end of their car almost hit the front end of mine, but I managed to swerve and dodge barely. I was mostly enraged when it happened. It was only scary after I stopped driving and thought about it.

    A close runner up is waking up in a panic thinking that I forgot to do my Spanish homework and forgot to attend class for the last 2 weeks. It's been a very, very long time since I've taken a Spanish class and I still have these nightmares. Having to do all the work for a year because your partners were incompetent scars you, man.
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    There are no 2 species that are 100% identical.
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    can you leftist twits just fucking admit that quantum mechanics has fuck all to do with thermodynamics, that shit is just a pose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garnier Fructis View Post

    A close runner up is waking up in a panic thinking that I forgot to do my Spanish homework and forgot to attend class for the last 2 weeks. It's been a very, very long time since I've taken a Spanish class and I still have these nightmares. Having to do all the work for a year because your partners were incompetent scars you, man.
    Dude I had something like that happen to me recently. I woke up utterly convinced I had some huge assignment that I completely forgot about due that day and I was freaking out... I finished college in 2013.

    No idea what caused it, never had it happen before or since. My guess is it was dream related.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Push Buttons View Post
    Dude I had something like that happen to me recently. I woke up utterly convinced I had some huge assignment that I completely forgot about due that day and I was freaking out... I finished college in 2013.

    No idea what caused it, never had it happen before or since. My guess is it was dream related.
    Probably the stress of education in general.
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    There are no 2 species that are 100% identical.
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    can you leftist twits just fucking admit that quantum mechanics has fuck all to do with thermodynamics, that shit is just a pose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Push Buttons View Post
    Dude I had something like that happen to me recently. I woke up utterly convinced I had some huge assignment that I completely forgot about due that day and I was freaking out... I finished college in 2013.

    No idea what caused it, never had it happen before or since. My guess is it was dream related.
    My father told me he had nightmares about army back in the day after he was finished with the army. He had a nightmare where the army had somehow deleted all his service record or something like that and he had to go through the service again.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    In the army a fellow soldier almost shot me by accident. The bullets (note plural!) hit like 10cm from my feet.
    It wasn't an accident.
    .

    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

    -- Capt. Copeland

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheramoreIsTheBomb View Post
    I was a kid, sitting at home on the computer playing City of Heroes, watching fairly oddparents when suddenly I hear a dark, low-pitched, malicious voice say "Hey!" coming from my closet. I look at the TV thinking it was the TV when Timmy Turner is talking to Cosmo and Wanda only and then I look back in the direction of my closet when the voice then laughs. I haul ass, after falling out of my chair, and run into my mothers room screaming. The voice boomed louder and louder, I don't even know if my mom could've heard it as she looked angry with me for scaring her to death while looking in the direction of my room.
    I had cancer.

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    Falling asleep while driving in the Rocky mountains. I'm still pretty sure I died and everything since then has been a dream.
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    I'm not sure. I'm torn between the day I died, and the day several years later when I realized I was dead.
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    Except maybe Morgan Freeman. That man could convince God to be an atheist with that voice of his . . .
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    If your girlfriend is a girl and you're a guy, your kid is destined to be some sort of half girl/half guy abomination.

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