Would you save your parents or your significant other?

[TheramoreIsTheBomb]

A person has captured both of your parents and your very attractive lovable significant other. They have taken them to an abandoned factory and has tied them up upside down, hovering over a pot of boiling hot oil. The factory has zero windows and all entrances have collasped debris in front of them and the doors sealed shut with the weight of fifty tanks. Outside there is a computer screen and a keyboard with three buttons, a red one, yellow, and a green one. The yellow one will release your significant other but drop your parents to their deaths. The green button will release your parents but drop your significant other to their death. OR will you press the red button? Who knows what'll happen!

[Celista]

What is the point of all of these implausible scenario threads?

I would fly in on a unicorn with a rocket launcher and save the dog instead.

[I Push Buttons]

Red button, obv.

[Celista]

Red button, obv.

Your avatar name is I Push Buttons, clearly you should push all 3 of them at the same time.

[Self Inflicted Wounds]

What is the point of all of these implausible scenario threads?

I would fly in on a unicorn with a rocket launcher and save the dog instead.

Why post in them if you think they are dumb?

[Celista]

Why post in them if you think they are dumb?

Why post in OT at all?

[Self Inflicted Wounds]

Why post in OT at all?

Enjoyment? Curious discussions? To learn?

I'd think to complain would be on the bottom of the list.

[Tijuana]

This thread reminds me of The Matrix. If Neo had any balls, he would have taken both pills, and a shot of cheap whisky.

[Deleted]

Even if it wasn't a big serious relationship I'd choose her.

Why? Because my parents would want me to do it.

If there was no other way ofc.

[Celista]

Enjoyment? Curious discussions? To learn?

I'd think to complain would be on the bottom of the list.

Fine, I will make an implausible scenario thread and you can tell me what you think.

You have been forewarned.

[Self Inflicted Wounds]

Fine, I will make an implausible scenario thread and you can tell me what you think.

You have been forewarned.

That gave me chills Celista

[Celista]

That gave me chills Celista

Haha

/10char

[TheramoreIsTheBomb]

What is the point of all of these implausible scenario threads?

I would fly in on a unicorn with a rocket launcher and save the dog instead.

But machine guns may be on top of the building, armed by a Gnome who sexually identifies as a pink crippled attack helicopter

[Celista]

But machine guns may be on top of the building, armed by a Gnome who sexually identifies as a pink crippled attack helicopter

Okay well what if my unicorn came equipped with a floating bullet shield and a surgeon who specializes in corrective gnome-to-helicopter surgeries?

[Azadina]

I would save my loved one no matter what. But this scenario is funny because my father is the most useless ass ever. My mom would be yelling at me to push the drop button so he goes off too

[Radaney]

I'm single so my parents I guess.

[Hotmail]

If I planned on having a child with that significant other, I would push the Yellow button... then curiosity would get the best of me and I would push the Red button hoping that it might unlock a stash of bacon or somesuch.

[May90]

Impossible to say, since, were I in such a situation, I would be stressed to the limit, and my reasoning would be entirely different from what I could think of sitting here in a comfy chair. I would probably try to save both, press both buttons and cause nuclear explosion, killing everything in the range of 10 miles.

[GennGreymane]

This thread reminds me of The Matrix. If Neo had any balls, he would have taken both pills, and a shot of cheap whisky.

and thats where babies come from!

[Collegeguy]

Well, I would get the inheritance afterwards, so probably the wifey.