World war 3, Who wins?

[zorkuus]

Here's another map for the lulz, the most likely places certain races would invade.

I don't think the Vrykul would let go off Scandinavia that easily.

[Deleted]

I don't think the Vrykul would let go off Scandinavia that easily.

True, but we can only fit 10 factions into the map before the legend goes offscreen.

[Reeve]

I don't think the Vrykul would let go off Scandinavia that easily.

I'm a bit surprised the Alliance would be going for Papua New Guinea.

[Alvito]

Nobody. Or whatever aliens come to an empty planet recovering from the havoc of our mistakes.

[Deleted]

Whoever will start fighting, Nato and Russia will join in, probably on opposite sides. They will nuke each other.

China will stay out of it. When war is over, China will be the only remaining super power.

[Deleted]

I'm a bit surprised the Alliance would be going for Papua New Guinea.

It has close ties to Australia, as it was a British and later an Australian colony until 1975, so it made some sense to consider it part of Australia :P

[nonameelf]

As crazy and nonsensical as this map is, I'm glad you left Switzerland as neutral.

[Vizardlorde]

Cockroaches... They become the rulers of the planet.

[Deleted]

Id love to see ISIS win to see which side all the moderate muslims in europe take.

[Deleted]

Each nation had agents that destroyed all nukes in the world, no nation can use them.

Why would Israel be part of the Islamic State?

Why is Japan allied with Russia? And North and South Korea just magically have become BFF's

Why in the name of all thats holy have many African countries created a United African Nation. Half of those countries can't stand the other half and don't have a clue how to negotiate peace with the people in their own countries let alone next to them.

WTF is the Latino Inquisition?

What exactly is Greenland going to accomplish joining the Allies?

None of this makes any sense. Its like a game of Risk. Im all for a big of fun discussion but at least think it through first. You've just repainted a map of the world to make allies by area.

[Blobfish]

Small Isolated Island Nations would win like:

Tristan da Cunha (South Atlantic Ocean) & below South Africa

Falkland Islands off Sth American coast

and maybe South Island of New Zealand.

Fallout could be blown away by winds
Most of these nations are already self sufficient

Most of Northern Hemisphere would be destroyed

[Shibito]

Germany and Sweden should be black btw.

haha i see what you did there.

[Deleted]

The Hive - roaches mutated from the radiation who have become bigger and more intelligent. They rise out from the ashes of civilization and wipe out the remainder of humans.

[Mihalik]

As for Yugoslavia and neighbors, Erdogan will conquer those countries.

That's profoundly and impressively stupid.

Apart from Albania all the other countries from the former Yugoslavia have Turkey literally on the top of their shitlist. They are a bunch of Greek Orthodox nations, with a collective population in the 50+ million range. It would be utterly and completely impossible for Turkey to occupy or govern that. Not to mention 2 of those countries are NATO countries. Romania and Bulgaria.

Turkey's traditional regional rival and source of constant mutual butthurt is Greece.

[turboether]

The cockroach.

[Leodok]

ISIS could never conquer that much.

And Latino Inquisition? Really?

[Kuntantee]

In WW3, Turkey would be neutral.

[Deleted]

In WW3, Turkey would be neutral.

It wouldn't be able to do that, the others would drag Turkey into it.

[Deleted]

That map, what the fuck? Do you have any clue of what countries likes eachother?

aparantly not.

And labelling the entire middle east and northern africa "terrorist" is pretty racist....

[Ealyssa]

Switzerland would win.

And the galactic helvetic federation will finally rise !