How do i stop popping boehner

[Deleted]

I'm wearing jeans today, it's nice, except that boners, both induced and not induced, really stand out. I can't go out in public like this. I can't strangle it with a belt either.

What do i do?

[Azgraal]

Penis removal cirurgy.

[lonely zergling]

Masturbate 20 times.

[Hana Song]

Stop getting them

[Deleted]

Wear a kilt and no underwear.
If you can't hide it you might aswell act like that's how it's supposed to be.

[Wilian]

Stop getting them

That's not how boners work.

[Hana Song]

That's not how boners work.

Thinkg about something disgusting?

[nonameelf]

Don't worry, it'll happen less often when you get out of puberty.

[Wilian]

Thinkg about something disgusting?

Doesn't really work that way either.

[Hana Song]

Doesn't really work that way either.

How does it work then?

[Wilian]

How does it work then?

It can come and it can go as it pleases. Sometimes it simply happens and nothing makes it go away until it fades by itself.

[OneSent]

Wear some tight underwear and 'flip' the switch.

Either that or stop wearing jeans.

Just be glad your tool works. Some day, when you're older, you'll look back on these days and wish you still had this problem.

[Deleted]

How do i stop popping boehner

But really, ironically, just think of Boehner

[gegalfo]

tie a tampon string around it and shove the tampon up your ass

[Dragon Claws]

Do a barrel roll.

[Julmara]

clench your fist do a little workout or do some shoolwork the blood will be needed elsewhere and you are free

[Zakaryy]

Think of grandma.

[Rudkobing]

Think of the Queen Mother.

[apples]

whenever you get a boner have one of your friends break a finger of your family member

after awhile the guilt will get to you

[dragonvalor]

Don't wear silly tight jeans