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    Breaking News: FBI Finds...

    Breaking: FBI finds Tim McVeigh "extremely careless" in storage of fertilizer and fuel oil.

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    Breaking: FBI finds Benedict Arnold "extremely careless" in communications with British.

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    Well this is informative
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    Breaking: FBI finds Mohammed Atta "extremely careless" in the improper filing of his flight plans.

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    Breaking: FBI finds Bill Cosby "extremely careless" in storage of sleepy juice and penis.

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    OJ "Extremely careless" in use of butcher knife

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    Breaking: John Wilkes Booth "extremely careless" in discharge of firearm.

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    Breaking: Sen. Ted Kennedy "extremely careless" in parking his car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dsc View Post
    Breaking: FBI finds Tim McVeigh "extremely careless" in storage of fertilizer and fuel oil.

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    Breaking: FBI finds Benedict Arnold "extremely careless" in communications with British.
    Breaking News: FBI Finds Donald Trump "extremely careless" with the truth.
    Breaking News: FBI Finds Dick Cheney and Scooter Libby "extremely careless" with classified information.
    Breaking News: FBI Finds General David Petraus "extremely careless" with classified information.
    Breaking News: FBI finds DSC "Extremely Careless" with a crappy post.

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    This thread was a good idea...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    Well this is informative
    Breaking: Jeffrey Dahmer found extremely careless in meal prep.

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    Can you at least link to the actual article you're mocking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowferal View Post
    This thread was a good idea...
    breaking! Bill Clinton "extremely carless " in storing his cigar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Can you at least link to the actual article you're mocking?
    Breaking: American people find James Comey "extremely careless."

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016...s-clinton.html

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    GWB was extremely careless in...everything he did.

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    Your jokes are meaningless as Tim McVeigh clearly used explosives to murder people. Hillary did not host her own server to murder or harm anyone, just as Colon Powell hosts his own as well.

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    Breaking: General Petraeus "extremely careless" in letting journalist read his diary.

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    FBI finds Julius and Ethel Rosenberg "extremely careless" in using special coding equipment provided by Soviets, it's not like it wasn't allowed or something.

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    Washington, DC (AP) - FBI Director James B. Comey finds that Gavrilo Princip was "extremely careless" in his shooting of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, heir presumptive to the Austro-Hungarian throne, and his wife, Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg. There was no intention to start World War I and cause over 37 million deaths and casualties. No charges will be filed.

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    Before you get banned. Where is your avatar from? It looks kinda nice .

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    Breaking: FBI finds Dsc "extremely careless" in shitposting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dsc View Post
    Breaking: FBI finds Tim McVeigh "extremely careless" in storage of fertilizer and fuel oil.

    Breaking: FBI finds Benedict Arnold "extremely careless" in communications with British.
    Breaking: Dsc "extremely careless" in garbage posting and trolling.

    Oh, and every one of your rambles is not a comparison because of intent. I'm sure you and fox news are the right ones to criticize and oversee the FBI though right?

    Also isn't Comey some sort of Republican poster boy? That's right, it's the Trump era, I forgot the new trend was to try and drag someone through the mud the moment they don't agree with your narrative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haidaes View Post
    Before you get banned. Where is your avatar from? It looks kinda nice .
    Ty, I'd say but a certain penguin might have his way with me if I do.

    *please don't ban me bro. just sharing the dismay that is our Republic crumbling.

    It's cute how the "tolerant" Left calls it trolling when the criminal hypocrisy is pointed out.

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    Fuck it, it's Godwin time:

    FBI finds Hitler "extremely careless" in relocating Jews to new homes.

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    wtf is this thread?
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    he fent... Breaking: FBI finds Lorena Bobbitt "extremely careless" with knife

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    wtf is this thread?
    People being mad that Hillary Clinton isn't in jail, for "reasons".
    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dsc View Post
    Ty, I'd say but a certain penguin might have his way with me if I do.

    *please don't ban me bro. just sharing the dismay that is our Republic crumbling.

    It's cute how the "tolerant" Left calls it trolling when the criminal hypocrisy is pointed out.
    Google search can be surprisingly good when it comes to logos. Not sure why the pengu would ban you for an AR15 fan thingy, afaik that is not forbidden. Your spamming on the other hand ..

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