Poll: Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate

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    Ninja or pirate

    Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?
    Kom graun, oso na graun op. Kom folau, oso na gyon op.

    #IStandWithGinaCarano

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    The Unstoppable Force May90's Avatar
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    How 'bout both?

    Quote Originally Posted by King Candy View Post
    I can't explain it because I'm an idiot, and I have to live with that post for the rest of my life. Better to just smile and back away slowly. Ignore it so that it can go away.
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    A ninja.

    Because stealth would be sooo convenient to have in real life.

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    Ninja because then its socially acceptable to wear socks with sandals

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    Ninja of course.
    The Fresh Prince of Baudelaire

    Banned at least 10 times. Don't give a fuck, going to keep saying what I want how I want to.

    Eat meat. Drink water. Do cardio and burpees. The good life.

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    Fuck pirates, especially the Disney kind, I'm sick and tired of them.

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    Pirate, because ninjas are lame.

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    Pirate as long as it's more the Jack Sparrow type and not the current Somali kind.

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    In real life, nether. In a video game, a ninja.

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    Quote Originally Posted by May90 View Post
    How 'bout both?

    Noob


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bollocks View Post
    Noob

    So.. do they come with redundant water-walking abilities?

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    Oh, better far to live and die
    Under the brave black flag I fly,
    Than play a sanctimonious part,
    With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
    Away to the cheating world go you,
    Where pirates all are well-to-do;
    But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
    And live and die a Pirate King.

    For I am a Pirate King!
    And it is, it is a glorious thing
    To be a Pirate King!

    For I am a Pirate King!
    Chorus.
    You are!
    Hurrah for our Pirate King!
    King.
    And it is, it is a glorious thing
    To be a Pirate King.
    Chorus.
    It is!
    Hurrah for our Pirate King!
    King & Chorus.
    Hurrah for the/our Pirate King!

    When I sally forth to seek my prey
    I help myself in a royal way.
    I sink a few more ships, it’s true,
    Than a well-bred monarch ought to do;
    But many a king on a first-class throne,
    If he wants to call his crown his own,
    Must manage somehow to get through
    More dirty work than ever I do,

    For I am a Pirate King!
    And it is, it is a glorious thing
    To be a Pirate King!

    For I am a Pirate King!
    Chorus.
    You are!
    Hurrah for the Pirate King!
    King.
    And it is, it is a glorious thing
    To be a Pirate King.
    Chorus.
    It is!
    Hurrah for our Pirate King!
    King & Chorus.
    Hurrah for the/our Pirate King!

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    The Unstoppable Force May90's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bollocks View Post
    Noob

    I rest my case. You win, sir!
    Quote Originally Posted by King Candy View Post
    I can't explain it because I'm an idiot, and I have to live with that post for the rest of my life. Better to just smile and back away slowly. Ignore it so that it can go away.
    Thanks for the avatar goes to Carbot Animations and Sy.

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    What about a Doctor Ninja?


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    A ninja because I value a bath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bollocks View Post
    CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS
    no mercy
    It's like a match of Overwatch.

    OT: Pirate, cuz swag and swagger are their words.
    Thanks for the ad-hominem; it supports your inability to support your argument.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Advocate Cheeks View Post
    It's like a match of Overwatch.

    OT: Pirate, cuz swag and swagger are their words.
    Oh my. They totally need a pirate genji skin.

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    Ninja because Batman
    Be feared, or be fuel

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    Ninja for sure, spending most of my time on a boat hunting hidden treasure isn't very appealing to me, don't care that much for booze either.


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    Remember that every vote for ninja is a vote for global warming.

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