Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?
Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?
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How 'bout both?
A ninja.
Because stealth would be sooo convenient to have in real life.
Ninja because then its socially acceptable to wear socks with sandals
Ninja of course.
The Fresh Prince of Baudelaire
Banned at least 10 times. Don't give a fuck, going to keep saying what I want how I want to.
Eat meat. Drink water. Do cardio and burpees. The good life.
Fuck pirates, especially the Disney kind, I'm sick and tired of them.
Pirate, because ninjas are lame.
Pirate as long as it's more the Jack Sparrow type and not the current Somali kind.
In real life, nether. In a video game, a ninja.
Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
For I am a Pirate King!
Chorus.
You are!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!
King.
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.
Chorus.
It is!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!
King & Chorus.
Hurrah for the/our Pirate King!
When I sally forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a royal way.
I sink a few more ships, it’s true,
Than a well-bred monarch ought to do;
But many a king on a first-class throne,
If he wants to call his crown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More dirty work than ever I do,
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
For I am a Pirate King!
Chorus.
You are!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!
King.
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.
Chorus.
It is!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!
King & Chorus.
Hurrah for the/our Pirate King!
Ninja because Batman
Be feared, or be fuel
Ninja for sure, spending most of my time on a boat hunting hidden treasure isn't very appealing to me, don't care that much for booze either.
Remember that every vote for ninja is a vote for global warming.