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    go home england you're drunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankLampard View Post
    Why are we so shit?

    Is it pressure? Or are our players just really average?
    A non-English perspective would be great.
    I usually don't like the ESPN commentators but one made a great point. English players in general have to take 3 or 4 touches what the Spanish and Germans take in 2 or 1 touch

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctd123 View Post
    The only good thing about England is that we aren't Scotland.
    Slowly going that way though.

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    Love how Walcott has two above average games for club and suddenly he's back in the England squad and getting hyped up to have a huge season. He's been crap in both these internationals.
    Quote Originally Posted by rogoth View Post
    I'm glad you brought up IQ, the last standardised IQ test I took I scored a 127, the threshold for 'Genius' is 140, and the threshold for 'Gifted Genius' is 165+, based on the fact the global average IQ is 84, and the fact you're likely Americanwhere the national IQ is BELOW the global average and falling consistently which has led to calls for global intervention in your abysmal education system, I feel you have VERY LITTLE room to talk about IQ levels, but thanks for trying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cren View Post
    Maybe its time to stop giving Rooney so much shit? Not like England are playing better without him either
    Shows the difference between United dropping him, and England doing so. United have better players to replace him with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankLampard View Post
    Slovakia are beating Scotland 3-0

    Kek. umad Slenderbro?
    Quote Originally Posted by ctd123 View Post
    The only good thing about England is that we aren't Scotland.
    Not mad at all. We're fucking absolute utter pish and we know it.

    Your boys should be taking 5 or 6 off us at Wembley.

    At least this campaign has ended early, as opposed to going into the last game of qualifying needing to beat a team by 9 goals...

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    Someone submitted this design for his new credit card. Fucking glorious.

    Quote Originally Posted by rogoth View Post
    I'm glad you brought up IQ, the last standardised IQ test I took I scored a 127, the threshold for 'Genius' is 140, and the threshold for 'Gifted Genius' is 165+, based on the fact the global average IQ is 84, and the fact you're likely Americanwhere the national IQ is BELOW the global average and falling consistently which has led to calls for global intervention in your abysmal education system, I feel you have VERY LITTLE room to talk about IQ levels, but thanks for trying.

  8. #1848
    Only Arsenal fans would celebrate a moment from a match / trophy they lost.

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    I feel like everyone can celebrate John "Full Kit" Terry getting a boot in the face.

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    Arsenal lad needs a Harambe face photoshopped on & a CL trophy in his hands.

    THEN I'd switch banks to Barclays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helden View Post
    I feel like everyone can celebrate John "Full Kit" Terry getting a boot in the face.
    This. I want one of those. Full kit wanker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by draykorinee View Post
    This. I want one of those. Full kit wanker.
    Guessing the "fucking black cunt" card is a no-goer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slenderman View Post
    Guessing the "fucking black cunt" card is a no-goer.
    Thats the special Chelsea supporters card.

  14. #1854
    The jealousy in this thread is astounding.
    Anyone would kill for a player to be as passionate about their club as JT is. Sorry United fans, that fat Scouse, granny shagger, contract ransomer Rooney will be your top scorer soon. Gutted for you. Not.

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    Alternatively, people hate a full kit wanker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankLampard View Post
    The jealousy in this thread is astounding.
    Anyone would kill for a player to be as passionate about their club as JT is. Sorry United fans, that fat Scouse, granny shagger, contract ransomer Rooney will be your top scorer soon. Gutted for you. Not.
    Nobody's jealous of a racist hatchet man who pumps his mates wife.

    Anyways, gratz England on an easy 6pts
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37644335

    (also get your own patter Frank... stop copying me)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slenderman View Post
    Nobody's jealous of a racist hatchet man who pumps his mates wife.

    Anyways, gratz England on an easy 6pts
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37644335

    (also get your own patter Frank... stop copying me)
    Well that would depend on the wife surely?
    I like your patters tho.

    You say them with such vitriol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helden View Post
    Alternatively, people hate a full kit wanker.
    People hate winners. JT is the definition of winner. Even though he's been a cunt a couple of times in his career.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slenderman View Post
    Arsenal lad needs a Harambe face photoshopped on & a CL trophy in his hands.

    THEN I'd switch banks to Barclays.
    Implying Eboue would look better as a gorilla.
    Why hasn't this been reported for blatant racism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankLampard View Post

    Implying Eboue would look better as a gorilla.
    Why hasn't this been reported for blatant racism?
    Inb4 "these forums are a joke" comment from the constant victims who will go nameless.

    Hurry up Man Utd vs Liverpool not to long to go now. I'm pretty terrified of liverpools front 3, lets hope lallana stays injured (yes yes fake fan for having respect for liverpools attacking threat).

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankLampard View Post
    People hate winners. JT is the definition of winner. Even though he's been a cunt a couple of times in his career.
    I dunno if sitting on the sidelines in a suit before legging it to the changing rooms to don your full kit can really count as winning.

    But to each there own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobertoCarlos View Post
    Inb4 "these forums are a joke" comment from the constant victims who will go nameless.

    Hurry up Man Utd vs Liverpool not to long to go now. I'm pretty terrified of liverpools front 3, lets hope lallana stays injured (yes yes fake fan for having respect for liverpools attacking threat).
    Having respect for Liverpools team is fine, its looking fairly dependable right now. I think Liverpool should be favourites for this one.

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