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    Can an Astronomer tell me why I'm looking at crappy black & white photos of stars?

    Why are there billion dollar probes sent out to deep space and all we get is these grimy pixelated shit photos? Do they not have an iphone on them?

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    Now this is top notch shitposting.

    Ofcourse the photos are all crappy black, they always take them at night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    Why are there billion dollar probes sent out to deep space and all we get is these grimy pixelated shit photos? Do they not have an iphone on them?
    Data loss due to the vast millions and millions of miles the information has to travel wirelessly is why.
    when all else fails, read the STICKIES.

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    because they have not gone through post processing.
    a really good explanation of how it done can be read here

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    I watch lots of nasa documentaries and every time I'm left disappointed. They need to get their shit together.

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    I'm assuming you're referring to the pictures of the edge of the visible universe. They're pixelated because that's as far zoomed in as they can get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azgraal View Post
    Now this is top notch shitposting.

    Ofcourse the photos are all crappy black, they always take them at night.
    They really should take those pictures doing the day. Can you imagine the clarity?!
    "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.” - General James Mattis

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    I actually give these guys a lot of credit, for not only waiting X number of years for the probe to get to where it's going (sometimes to fail) and then being able to actually make any sense of the crappy pictures, I'd go crazy and wreck the labs.

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    I refuse to accept this as a legitimate thread.

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    The color is for presentation only. Black and white is sufficient for most scientific purposes.
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    can you leftist twits just fucking admit that quantum mechanics has fuck all to do with thermodynamics, that shit is just a pose?

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    Same reason I the age of camera phones we only get shitty grimy photos of Bigfoot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garnier Fructis View Post
    The color is for presentation only. Black and white is sufficient for most scientific purposes.

    I didn't pay tax dollars for shitty quality pictures of Mars. Why can't I see good pics of Mars?

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    Please don't troll the forums like this.

    Closing this.

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