I know you think everyone is stupid but not everyone is and I certainly am not. You are barking up the wrong mother fuckers tree if you are going after me for brand recognition. I don't give a shit what kind of shoes anyone has, I don't care if you drive an expensive car and I certainly don't give a shit what generation your iphone is. I was raised in upstate NY and there is one thing you learn very fucking quickly in upstate NY, they are very utilitarian and they don't give a shit if something is pretty so long as it serves it's purpose. Your house can look like a termite infested shit hole trailer welded to a van so long as it keeps you warm in the winter.
When I buy underwear I look at prices, type of fabric and quantity in the package when I buy underwear. I don't need fancy expensive underwear, I need to protect my pants from my ass and thats all my underwear have to do. I don't even know what brand I bought last because I don't pay attention to such things. I don't care if you think $200 nikes make you look rich, I wear $20 shoes that have good air flow. I don't drive a mustang to make myself feel like I am better than someone else, I drive a toyota because it has good ratings, it uses less gas than most cars and it doesn't raise the cost of my car insurance.
So you can stow your media mind control blitz. I don't buy that shit either.