I think that I might have Asperger's Syndrome

[Hotmail]

So I was doing basic carpenter work helping a friend build an extension for his house during a hot (35 °C) day when we decided to take a break and go for an ice-cold Slush.

We drove for a few minutes and then I went inside the nearby convenience store (which doubles as movie rental and ice cream store since he lives in a pretty remote town). I poured two units of ice-cold refreshments and then went to pay when I spotted the cashier: Average-looking blonde lady with glasses, well within my league.

Now I have a quirky habit of not putting lids on my beverages so she asked "if I would like a lid" before working her fingers on that register. Her body language struck me as odd since she was leaning on the counter - it was agressive, almost as if she was proposing something more, so I tried my luck with the best pickup line I could think of at the moment -

"If you tell me when your shift ends I can come pick you up and you can put one of my penis"

It turns out that my read was incorrect and it didn't take long for her to pick up the phone and dial 911.

Thank god I'm a fast runner but in hindsight, I can't help but wonder if this is socially acceptable behavior? What would a "normal" person have done?

[Zenotetsuken]

I would be more worried about your pants catching on fire than Asperger's.

[KOMO1211]

"DTF?" out of the gate might be coming on a little too strong. maybe tone it back at first next time lol.

[The One Percent]

Yeah, you sound fairly retarded.

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So I was doing basic carpenter work helping a friend build an extension for his house during a hot (35 °C) day when we decided to take a break and go for an ice-cold Slush.

We drove for a few minutes and then I went inside the nearby convenience store (which doubles as movie rental and ice cream store since he lives in a pretty remote town). I poured two units of ice-cold refreshments and then went to pay when I spotted the cashier: Average-looking blonde lady with glasses, well within my league.

Now I have a quirky habit of not putting lids on my beverages so she asked "if I would like a lid" before working her fingers on that register. Her body language struck me as odd since she was leaning on the counter - it was agressive, almost as if she was proposing something more, so I tried my luck with the best pickup line I could think of at the moment -

"If you tell me when your shift ends I can come pick you up and you can put one of my penis"

It turns out that my read was incorrect and it didn't take long for her to pick up the phone and dial 911.

Thank god I'm a fast runner but in hindsight, I can't help but wonder if this is socially acceptable behavior? What would a "normal" person have done?

If that was true it'd be funny. 7/10

[Hotmail]

"DTF?" out of the gate might be coming on a little too strong. maybe tone it back at first next time lol.

You are right. I really need to up my game.

If that was true it'd be funny. 7/10

Everything I post on these forum is at least partly true.

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[Celista]

"If you tell me when your shift ends I can come pick you up and you can put one of my penis"

This isn't even a coherent sentence. Are you sure she wasn't calling your middle school English teacher instead?

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Everything I post on these forum is at least partly true.

Wow, inspiring so much confidence...I'll never understand why the hell people bother to lie on the internet, no one cares who you are and what you do here.

"You" as it applies to everyone, not as in you personally.

[Palmtree]

Coming from someone who has asperger syndrome....we actually are pretty intelligent and your post proves you are not.

[Deleted]

Coming from someone who has asperger syndrome....we actually are pretty intelligent and your post proves you are not.

What is the music of life?

[Deleted]

Now tell us what actually happened, lol.

[Sib]

What is the music of life?

The pleading screams of the sub-conscious mind.

[Deleted]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

[Techno-Druid]

You sound more schizophrenic than autistic..

[Rudkobing]

This isn't even

Wow, inspiring so much confidence...I'll never understand why the hell people bother to lie on the internet, no one cares who you are and what you do here.

"You" as it applies to everyone, not as in you personally.

Because its fun.

[Faenskap]

I just don't understand why someone would want a lid on their penis?

[The Dwarf]

I just don't understand why someone would want a lid on their penis?

It sounds like a word a Brit may use for a condom.

"Go put a lid on your dingwallace before we get down to it love. There's a good lad"

[Puupi]

Yeah, you sound fairly retarded.

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You shouldn't be around women.

[Deleted]

no u dnt have aspergers syndrome, you just struggle to make decent pickup lines, an i was diagnosed by a doctor at 16 with aspergers, maybe you should see a doctor to see if you are actually autistic

[Deleted]

Let me explain how an Aspergers would've handled that situation... He wouldn't have forgotten the lid. He'd have gotten the EXACT amount of money out to pay for the drinks to avoid as much social contact as possible. What you're describing... It's just being a fucking jackass..

[StayTuned]

That pickup line is so stupid I wonder if you do not have anything more serious than Asperger's.

Honestly who says that....