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    How do i get a girlfriend?

    I tried showering and working out, but it doesn't work. Where do i turn in my 90% off Girlfriend coupon?

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    Just whip it out.

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    Accept your fate

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    Find someone as oblivious as you are. Try an online dating site, there are a lot of socially inept people there. At least one is desperate enough.

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    Watch Johnny Bravo and emulate his personality.

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    You stop thinking about getting a girlfriend until you suddenly have one.

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    Are you photogenic?

    I posted a "weird" profile on online dating site, worked for me.

    PS. I don't even message people, she (and a few others) initiated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnish Nerd View Post
    I tried showering and working out, but it doesn't work. Where do i turn in my 90% off Girlfriend coupon?
    I think you just stick it in and pee and then they are with you forever.
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    You just don't, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnish Nerd View Post
    Where do i turn in my 90% off Girlfriend coupon?
    90% off? I have some heads in my freezer if you want one.

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    i think I have my posse filled out now. Mars is Theo, Jupiter is Vanyali, Linadra is Venus, and Heather is Mercury. Dragon can be Pluto.
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    thread doesnt really have a point, or any way of being constructive with how it started out.

    closing

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