Spend the 24 hours printing pictures of porn videos from the Internet and arranging them into a nice little notebook so you can flip through them as though it were still a video.
Longterm I suppose I'd venture out into the wilds and find a pack of wolves to settle down with. Maybe take a wolf-wife when the notebook starts falling apart.
Rapture Incoming circa 2022, good thing I have a Post-Rapture survival guide ready
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I would find gas generators and gasoline. I would gather up all my favorite foods, computer stuff and other entertainment stuff. I would enjoy my self for as long as possible. If I was the only human and the animals survived, I suppose the animals would thrive. I would hunt the animals for food and sport. I would probably stay here in Colorado.
On MMO-C we learn that Anti-Fascism is locking arms with corporations, the State Department and agreeing with the CIA, But opposing the CIA and corporate America, and thinking Jews have a right to buy land and can expect tenants to pay rent THAT is ultra-Fash Nazism. Bellingcat is an MI6/CIA cut out. Clyburn Truther.
I don't know, light a building on fire just to see how long it takes for it to burn down.
Then probably masturbate, alot. After that I will probably stock up on canned goods and light more fires.
I mean it would be pretty cool to singlehandedly burn down entire cities and since I am the only person alive no one is gonna get hurt.
Are all the doors on the planet unlocked?
If not I'd prob find where they make all those realistic looking sex dolls and find a new home.
If they are or I have easy access to keys to everything(like corpse with keys right outside the door) I'd prob try and release the animals in zoos so they have a chance for survival and possibly help take out some of the feral dog and cat populations that would soon plague the country. Then maybe go around to places like fort knox and area 51 just to check em out and stuff.
Oh wait I misread the OP. There's no electricity or internet either? Yeah, fuck that I'd probably end it after a month.
No people and no internet would make for a really fucking boring life.
Well first id find my safehouse. Some big ass mansion, go steal gaz fueled generators if it doesent have one for permanent electricity. I mean for a single person the couple gaz station near you, will be enough for a long ass while. Then id probably have fun going to places and blow shit up.
probably chillin and smoking weed
Go from house to house turning on all showers, hoses, and faucets.
Repeat until I die or the earth is pure water.
"I'm not stuck in the trench, I'm maintaining my rating."
Rejoicing that #BLM is no more, and playing World of Warcraft: Legion of course.