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    The Obama's Are Bad Parents. Malia Caught Breaking Law (But of Course Was No Arrest)

    So Malia who skipped the DNC to go get stoned at Lollapalooza was caught smoking a joint while attending. In addition she was dressed like a slut with her ass cheeks hanging out and a tube top and twerking all over boys. What happened to being parents, and being a good role model for them. And why did the secret service allow it to happen? Where did she buy it? Why wasnt the dealer detained by the secret service? How could they even be sure it wasnt spiked or poisoned marijuana?

    http://radaronline.com/photos/malia-...photo/1329676/







    Now of course there is physical proof she was smoking joints so why has she not been arrested??? That's right, her dad is President and is pro pot. He has pardoned thousands of crack heads and pot smokers.


    Now I remember when Bush's daughters were caught drinking underage and he and they were raked over the coals for months about it. Wonder how many times youll hear this reported on MSNBC or CNN. IM guessing 0
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    How do you know it was marijuana?

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    It's Lollapalooza. Literally everyone in attendance is smoking pot. Also, grow up, it's a tube top.

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    So they're bad parents because their daughter did was a significant portion of other teenagers does?

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    Gimme dat booty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamdwelf View Post
    Gimme dat booty.
    Yup not bad at all.

    How'd she dodge all the Secret Service? Doesn't her younger sister have like 6 guys following her and that's just at her summer job working at a restaurant. How would a trip to a festival go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowofVashj View Post
    Yup not bad at all.

    How'd she dodge all the Secret Service? Doesn't her younger sister have like 6 guys following her and that's just at her summer job working at a restaurant. How would a trip to a festival go?
    They're always around her but they're probably in plain clothing to remain inconspicuous.

    Also, this thread sucks Orlong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowofVashj View Post
    Yup not bad at all.

    How'd she dodge all the Secret Service? Doesn't her younger sister have like 6 guys following her and that's just at her summer job working at a restaurant. How would a trip to a festival go?
    They were there at Lollapalooza. I'm sure just cropped out of the pics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orlong View Post
    So Malia who skipped the DNC to go get stoned at Lollapalooza was caught smoking a joint while attending. In addition she was dressed like a slut with her ass cheeks hanging out and a tube top and twerking all over boys. What happened to being parents, and being a good role model for them. And why did the secret service allow it to happen? Where did she buy it? Why wasnt the dealer detained by the secret service? How could they even be sure it wasnt spiked or poisoned marijuana?

    http://radaronline.com/photos/malia-...photo/1329676/







    Now of course there is physical proof she was smoking joints so why has she not been arrested??? That's right, her dad is President and is pro pot. He has pardoned thousands of crack heads and pot smokers.


    Now I remember when Bush's daughters were caught drinking underage and he and they were raked over the coals for months about it. Wonder how many times youll hear this reported on MSNBC or CNN. IM guessing 0
    This thread....


    Ok, fine, I'll play along.

    1. You can't even be certain its the same person in each photo
    2. In photo #2, no human has ever held a joint like that. That is clearly a cigarrette.
    3. I'm not even sure if the girl in pic 3 is even black.
    4. There is zero chance the secret service would let her just run around at a concert without them in tow.
    5. The notion that Obama has pardoned crack heads and pot smokers is just hilarious.
    6. We talked about Bush's daughters for no more than one day after that story was printed. Nobody cared.

    I rate this thread 8/10 trolls.
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    Can you really get arrested in the US if somebody saw you smoking weed ?
    In germany the police can catch me being high but if I don't have weed on me, the maximum they can do is put me in a detox cell for a couple of hours. Consumption is not punishable, only possession, growing and distribution. They can have as much video evidence of me smoking weed as they want, nobody cares about that.

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    Definitely a butter face.
    Naw she fine.
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    Looks like a cigarette to me

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    If I were 18 again, I would probably go butt-dancing too.

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    I don't follow how someone can be a horrible parent because their daughter is smoking weed.

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    Can you really get arrested in the US if somebody saw you smoking weed ?
    You can but it really depends on the state and whether or not the police choose to arrest you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonnusthegreat View Post
    How do you know it was marijuana?
    Nobody smokes anything legal hand rolled in zigzag paper

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    If I were 18 again, I would probably go butt-dancing too.
    It has been a great deal of time since I was last booty grinded on, possibly a whole month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkTZeratul View Post
    So they're bad parents because their daughter did was a significant portion of other teenagers does?
    Yes. My lips never touched alcohol or drugs. I had good parents. I was told the dangers of drugs and alcohol, and had I ever came home smelling like either, I would be thrown out of the house

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    Quote Originally Posted by iQ Superi0r View Post
    Can you really get arrested in the US if somebody saw you smoking weed ?
    In germany the police can catch me being high but if I don't have weed on me, the maximum they can do is put me in a detox cell for a couple of hours. Consumption is not punishable, only possession, growing and distribution. They can have as much video evidence of me smoking weed as they want, nobody cares about that.
    It's the same here. You have to be found in possession. To be fair, if it came to that, her dad can pardon any crime, even without naming the crime or date of incident. He can literally clean slate anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orlong View Post
    Nobody smokes anything legal hand rolled in zigzag paper
    It's clearly NOT hand rolled. It's an obvious cigarette. You can hate Obama or whatever but nobody holds a joint like that, and nobody rolls them that big and has them look that perfect if they do.

    I don't know why I am posting in a troll thread though. I need to close my browser and re-think my life choices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iQ Superi0r View Post
    Can you really get arrested in the US if somebody saw you smoking weed ?
    In germany the police can catch me being high but if I don't have weed on me, the maximum they can do is put me in a detox cell for a couple of hours. Consumption is not punishable, only possession, growing and distribution. They can have as much video evidence of me smoking weed as they want, nobody cares about that.
    If there is video of you smoking it, then that same video shows that you possessed it. Its impossible to consume something without possessing it

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