Something must be done! If we lose bananas, what will the internet use to measure things? I dread the thought of converting to metric Guava.
Something must be done! If we lose bananas, what will the internet use to measure things? I dread the thought of converting to metric Guava.
One of these days, I should probably figure out a decent signature.
Isn't this how the movie Interstellar started out?
I like bananas, would be sad to not have one some day in the future.
I really like them in smoothies
Tragedy. What will we call the underwear of well endowed men, now?
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Today it's the last of the bananas
Tomorrow its the last of the okra.
Soon it will be the last of the corn . . . which is growing mysteriously tall and very well for being under constant threats of dust storms and on the verge of extinction. And who the hell is paying NASA anyways? And seriously? Corn is the one and only food left? How does that even . . . fuck you Nolan. Inception was good I guess.
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Manana hammock?
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It's alarmist nonsense. Bananas are not about to be wiped out.
It's from a joke I read once:
Three men are flying over some remote country when their airplane's engine stalls and they make a crash landing. They all survive. While trying to find their way back to civilization, they get captured by a group of natives. They're brought before the chief and the chief says to them "I shall give you a task. If you succeed, I will spare your life and help you get home. If you fail, we'll kill you, cook you, and eat you."
The three men are handed baskets and are told to gather ten of one type of fruit. So they go off into the jungle.
The first man returns with ten apples. The chief says to him "Now shove the apples up your ass without making a sound or a face."
So the man tries, but he grimaces trying to get the second apple up so they kill him, cook him, and eat him.
The second man returns with ten blueberries. The chief gives him the same instructions.
The man gets to then 9th blueberry without making a sound or a face, but then suddenly bursts out in laughter and so they kill him, cook him, and eat him.
He meets the first man in heaven and the first man says "Why did you laugh? You were doing so well!"
The second man replies "I saw the third man coming back from the jungle with pineapples!"
Putin khuliyo